( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

I guess this makes us back together. I wish I could double cross out that I missed sex.

I'm baking for all of you all day tomorrow.

Well except those that do not process human-food.

All right, I can finally unveil this to you all.

If you're tired of the same PDA everyone gets, I can offer you cell-phones in a large variety like back home. Sliders, flip phones, no keyboards, Qwerty, Blackberry-ish ones, touch screen, MP3s, better cameras, basically, you name the feature, I'll make you a phone with it.

Since we don't need cell phone service here there is no monthly payment unless you choose to pay for your phone in installments. (They'll cost you about the same they did back there.) Plus you have the option to buy insurance for your phone at $5 a month.

Anyone interested?

( Filtered to Merlin )

So, riddle me this.

You're off and on with someone for a couple of years, mostly ever off because she refuses to trust you half as far as she can throw you. It's easy to fuck up under a microscope.

But you love her. With all you have.

If you were thrown into this world with her, what would you do? Walk away and avoid the epic downfall, or would you say it's worth fighting for?

Lasertag. Y'know, after looking into exactly what this game was, it hardly seems like a challenge. To each their own, I guess.

My birthday is in about two weeks. I guess I'll be spending it here.

Topher, will you braid my hair?

A network for everyone to gather? At least we are given some convenience.

Microwave still out of order. Trying to decide how to disrupt the network this time. Amnesia. Mood swings. Cravings. Mood altering. So many choices. I'll fix it, Rose. I promise. I just need to get a few more parts. Think you could find me a real telephone and perhaps a broken gaming system? There has to be one of those teenagers around here that smashed their toy and would be willing to part with it for one of your smiles?

I appear to still be Redfield free despite her threats. Some days aren't so terrible after all. I suppose I should be pleased that Kennedy or her brother aren't here to disrupt matters.

Dear Alice, how have you been? It's been quiet without your constant threats. It almost makes one wonder what you are up to.

A game of Lasertag. I don't believe that I've heard of someone playing that for years. It might be interesting to watch if nothing else. Which team should I place money on?

At school today some stupid princess bitch girl asked me if I was *weird finger motions to denote air quotes* COMFORTABLE *weird finger motions to denote air quotes* with eating something that used to have a face.

I WAS EATING CHICKEN STRIPS. Was she talking about the Colenol? WTH? I guess you could MAKE a smiley face outta them...

ANYWAY.

What is with this: *weird finger motions to denote air quotes*? Does this somehow mean the opposite of whatever word you bracket them with? For example, if I say I'm gonna *weird finger motions to denote air quotes* AVADA KEDAVRA *weird finger motions to denote air quotes* someone's ass, does that mean they'll just be mildly annoyed instead of dead? It makes no sense.

*weird finger motions to denote air quotes* MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU *weird finger motions to denote air quotes*

*weird finger motions to denote air quotes* YOU HAD ME AT HELLO *weird finger motions to denote air quotes*

Are these things less so with the *weird finger motions to denote air quotes*?

You can't triple stamp a double stamp! You can't triple stamp a double stamp, Lloyd! You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

Lancelot!

Come over! I found something to do! It is fantastic. Something called Wii. You wave the controllers around and play sport games on a television screen. I've got snacks as well.

I have to stop
This is so st
He's DEAD
Wesker isn't going to
Chris would kill you

I need to do something.

Hey Sammy we're playing laser tag.

A team of hunters playing laser tag. Gee, I wonder how we'll do...

( Filtered to Sophie Devereaux )