( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

( Sent to Lois' room, but addressed to Sam, as well. )

Hey Jo, thanks for the basket. You REALY think thats not a pink overload? Thats right. You dont realy know me. Im sure some of itll get put to good use. The stuff thats not pink, at least. All like... two things.

( Filtered to Tara )

It's an Edwin McCain night.

I'll be better when I'm older. You were so the greatest man of my life.

Woah this is weird. I was working on my DNA analysis and bam. This is not good. Gibbs needs the results and if I don't get back there? You don't want to know.

This is unusual.

What is this place? Why am I here?

Clearly I missed the flier about the Medieval themed pledge week - why do I get the feeling that, every year, America's youth just keeps regressing in intelligence, soon we will all be troglodytes. As terrifying as it would be to live without my lap top, at least the social structure would be easier to understand.

Veronica, why did we join the Greek life at college?

But seriously? Where am I?

My dear Alice, I do thank you for the lovely evening. It has been quite some time since I had the company of a lady. While I didn't mind overly, perhaps I should get to pick the activity next time.

I do hope you are doing well, Claire. I should be able to make time to come see you this weekend. Oh, I won't ruin things by saying when. I know how much you like surprises.

I believe I will fit in quite nicely here.

You'd think that by now, the regular guys that come into the bar would know better than to smack my ass when I come out from behind the counter for whatever reason.

He cried, though. I love it when they cry.

I have a job. Which is...such a frightening concept. I have to be nice -- to all the customers.

They don't have a pep squad. What kind of school doesn't have a goddamn pep squad. Also I forgot how much math sucked.

( Veronica )