( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

The guards didn't want to answer any of my questions, but at least they gave me a datapad, I guess.

My name's Jacen Solo. I was on Kashyyyk last night and, well, now, I'm not. I'd appreciate if someone could fill in the blanks.

I didn't know about the fictional thing, why are you yelling at me, don't you understand how things are from my perspective, I'm new here, we don't know anything about the supernatural things that go on here, and everyone is hurting my feelings so I absolutely have to write a big important entry to make myself feel better.




POINT OF REFERENCE: BOLD IS INTIMIDATING.

Looks like I've been given a room here. How hospitable of my captor...or captors. Whichever that happens to be. Who's Montgomery Scott?

I woke up today thinking that this place wasn't so bad. Then I spotted a frog in the courtyard and now I really don't like it here because frogs should not be that close to people. It's just wrong and unnatural and... and did I mention wrong? Because it is. Really, really wrong with the legs and the hopping and the other decidedly frog-type things that I can't think of right now because I'm upset but they do exist and I don't like them either.

Okay. I feel better.

( Filtered to everyone from the Harry Potter universe )

( Filtered to Buffy Summers )

( Filtered to Dawn Summers )

If all of you value your blood supplies, you'll back the hell off of the Casablancas kid.

And before you "slaying" types get all badass on me. You stake me, it hurts. You sprinkle me with Holy Water, I get wet. Garlic? A bad smelling herb.

Quit acting holier than thou and suck it up. He didn't threaten or harm anyone. If we're all really going to get our feelings hurt over a quote from a popular television show, we need to put the Pampers back on and suck on our binkies.

Bubblewrap is pretty cool. So are sporks. Easy to hide, useful in a lot of situations.

HELP I'M WRAPPED UP IN BUBBLE....WRAP.

Good job, bubblewrap.

Sorry, to those who still care. Willow is still Willow FUCKING Rosenberg. Frogs. She's so funny.

Thanks, to those who still care. You could be in both camps, if you really wanted to be.

Part of me wants to be nowhere near this powderkeg when it blows up and inevitably someone gets hurt, but it’d be a little hypocritical of me to urge rational thinking without providing some mediation. Okay, so. Hi. I’m Marco, and to some of you, I’m fictional. I thought I’d offer a few suggestions, purely my own opinions really, and you guys can choose to take them or leave them, call them touchy-feely-hippie-crap, whatever. First, I’d like to cover a few points.

1.) Listen. Some people here have discovered that their entire lives are, for some people, fiction. That’s not an easy thing to deal with. I know I’ve done some things that I’m not exactly proud of, and for a kicker, the fiction describing my life is told first person, so people not only know what I did but what I was thinking at the time. There are more than a few things that I’ve done and that I’ve thought that I’m not proud of. Just knowing that is bad enough, but people bringing it up publicly? Yeah, that makes it even worse. It’s all fine and well to say “grow up” but, well, it really isn’t that simple.

2.) At the same time, it’s not exactly fair to expect new people, especially people who aren’t used to the supernatural/sci-fi crap/whatever being real, to immediately get that. To them, all this stuff is fictional, and some of it they’ve found really fun and enjoyable. So naturally, they may be a little starstruck, and even if they do get how tough it is for us fictional types, they might slip up until they get a little more used to all this. That’s understandable, isn’t it? They’re overwhelmed, they’re seeing people they may have looked at as idols, and sometimes they just don’t think. We’ve all had moments like that, right?

Now I’m not saying anybody gets a free pass. If someone’s been asked to stop and they don’t, fuck them, they’re not the people I’m making this post for and they reap what they sew. I’m just saying, to keep any powderkegs to a minimum, that maybe we should all try and be conscious of each other. If someone slips up, don’t freak out, just ask them not to do it again. If someone asks you not to quote them or mention something from their life, don’t be difficult, just do as you’re asked. And that’s it! If the majority of people are okay with keeping these things in mind, it should avoid any future disagreements. Or everyone can just keep yelling at each other. Whichever.

You people all have way too much time on your hands.

( Lois )

( Sammy )

( Jo )

So hey. Why don't we all just drop it? Trying to stay calm here. Not easy right now.

( Willow )

i want all of you to know that every emotion that you express or repress simply bounces around in the walls of this place since it doesn't have anywhere to fed out into. so i would very much appreciate it if you could all can it for a few hours so i might actually be able to spend a little time without my head feeling like it's about to split down the middle.

please and thank you?

( edited to add; filtered to noah gray )

I haven't been here too long, but I already feel that this place is just one big ant farm. And I do not want someone keeping me here just to get a rise out of the way I react to another species of ant or something.

I have a cowlick made of dog slobber. It's entirely gross. Woe for boys hogging the bathroom.

( Willow. )