( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Attention Scoobies and former Scoobies! Front and center please!

It's been two days and this place hasn't tried to kill me yet. I've moved up in the world.

So I got a job bartending here at a place called the Barking Spider. It's no Roadhouse but I guess it'll do. And don't let the name of the place fool you, it's got good stuff, trust me.

Hey, Sam? Do you think I should like... get a job or something? Since we need more money and all.

Okay so, I guess now's the time to find work. Who could use a snarky little detective around? I'm a licensed P.I. And I was solving murder cases long before I became one. Call it a hobby gone good.

I'll settle for a position as a secretary if I must but the P.I. work is always on the table. I have previous experience either way, excellent phone and typing skill and proficiency in photography and Photoshop.

Primus. Chocolate is amazing. Chocolate ice-cream is even better.

Castiel?

Bloody hell!

Snape, I'm going to KILL you! Kill you 'til you die from it!

My hair is PINK! That's not bloody funny you git! Just because I cursed your PDA doesn't mean

Oh, I'll get you back, you'd better believe it.

( Filtered to Claude Rains and Noah Bennet )