I got a pda thing and its not mine. I tryed telling the gards that. They didn't beleeve me tho.
Mom? Dad? It's me, Sam. A nice lady said you culd be here. If you ar, can you come get me now? I theenk its time four my medcine.
[OOC: Sam is eight. Eventually he'll get a program on his PDA that will check his spelling and help him type more coherently. For now, though, any spelling errors, etc. are due to his age, not lack of effort on the player's part.]