( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

You know what's nice?

Quidditch.

You know what's better?

People who have future children that play the best position in Quidditch ever.

Someone help me out here. I jumped. Hand to God.

DICK YOU COCKSUCKER IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE TRANNY?!?!

This is really... authentic. Suits of armor, weird library, it was like that stupid movis The Pagemaster all over again.

BUT I JUMPED.

....Someone help me out?

Lane, I'll be there in a couple of minutes.

I want my kids back.

[Lois]

Destruction? Mayhem? If you don't answer, I'll know that they did you in.

You need to tell me what all hapined to make you go so insane. Because for me, just over a week ago you werent quite such a douche.

And keep in mind, Ill find out one way or another, so you might just want to tell me yourself.

Sam Kirk. I'm supposed to be your suite-mate. My designation is Arcee.




I think I've finally figured out the clothing issue. It's really bizarre being in a human body. Everything feels different.





edit; Sam Witwicky and Mikaela Banes! Why haven't either of you said hello to me, yet!

Leia's gone. Maybe it's for the best. She seemed uncomfortable around me.

Why couldn't it have been a second sun, instead? This place is way too cold. Not as cold as space, or other planets I've been--will be--on, though. Hoth, for instance.

So. Is there a reason George Lucas and the various authors that write the Star Wars novels/comics seem to enjoy torturing me? Because seriously. The wampa, and then my hand, and Sith lightning, and Ssi-Ruuk, and Dathomirian witches, and.. all that. How did they.. get it all right, anyway? It's weird, I remember some of it, but it hasn't.. happened yet for me. Not really. For that other version of me, maybe, but

I don't know. It's all just
Things are so weird.

I feel like I just fell through the rabbit hole, but I know this is no acid trip.

Bloody hell! Gah!

A little assistance, please, regarding how to stop the playing of music on these PDA things - I cannot quite figure it out.

Regulus, I swear! If you are behind this-!!! I introduce you to muggle alcohol and you suddenly become proficient in muggle female ballad singers? This is not adequate reciprocation. I mean really? Who is this Paula Abdul?! And ... Whitney Houston? or Celine Dion - she keeps whining about her heart and how it will go on, it is ... morbidly depressing, and not in the least bit pleasant! Where did you find this shite? And how the hell did you get it onto my PDA?

Do you know, Regulus, that patrons of libraries frown upon PDAs suddenly belting out, at top volume, a female lamenting lost love? Not to mention how slightly macabre it is coming from MY PDA?!

Bored.

( Filtered to Didi )

( Filtered to Eliot )

Er...I didn't do it this time, guys! I swear!

( Private )



I'm afraid my energy levels have fallen entirely through the floor. I think Yui probably gets hers from her father.

( Filtered to Ianto )

( Filtered to Thete )

( Filtered to Noah )

The whole roommate mysteriously disappearing thing? It's a little unnerving.

Parker, I don't know what this "other-me" let you get away with but since I'm on vacation, I'll play ... nice. You have until the end of next week to put it back.

My car keys were on my nightstand when I got back to the apartment. It doesn't make sense at all but I sure as hell am not complaining.