( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

So.

Who wants to come help me babysit? I hate you Andrea.

Look, I don't have time for your petty little games, so I suggest you send me back right now and I won't have to break your face.

This isn't my hologram. This isn't my hologram. Where's my body?

Where am I, and why am I in a human body? Don't humans wear clothing? Don't panic, Arcee. Surely there's a perfectly reasonable explanation. Optimus, sir? Ironhide? Anyone?

So I hear you're gonna be a dad.

( Filtered to Oz )

( Filtered to Buffy )

( Filtered to Remus )

Would anyone like to spend tonight at the park? Talk of a second moon and needing to try out my new telescope are too good to pass up.

That and I love a puzzle like this.

So I was thinking on something Luna said, about not having enough people for Quidditch. And I was thinking that maybe there might be a way to have some of the muggles, that wanted, up in he sky.

Merlin did everything, with the hoops and the balls and everything, it's bloody fantastic. I think if I say thank you anymore, I'll just seem like a weird

But I don't want to ask him anything since he's done so much for us already and I think that Willow might be the person to ask for this one. She's wicked powerful that one and really nice, and I think she'd be willing to help us find a way to get them up there.

What do you think? Should we even bother with the idea?

Really?

I. . .was not in Kansas before, but I'm pretty sure Backup and I went to bed in Neptune last night and this. . .

Oh boy. I heard Tequila makes your clothes fall off, but I never heard ice cream made you poof to another part of the country.

So who's the jokester? I'm missing my first day back to class and I'm going to be pissed, shortly.

So, anyone interested in playing Quidditch? Both muggles and wizards and witches alike. And everything in between.

Thanks to Merlin for setting up the equipment. And Willow said she'd work on charming the brooms so the people not from my world can fly. There'll probably be a few kinks and things so it'll probably be a while before they're capable for flying, but I figured that getting a head-start would be a good idea.

For those of you who don't know what Qudditch is, feel free to ask me, Ginny, Al, Rose, Ron, Luna, or Malfoy Scorpius. Or if you'd rather, I could just set up a really long post explaining things to you. I wouldn't mind.

There'll be try-outs and I reckon depending on how many of you can actually fly and which positions you're good at, we'll decide on teams from there.

Edit: And, uh, just in case we haven't spoken already or you hadn't figured it out I'm Harry Potter. Nice to meet you all.

Talk about your weird, three-week long dreams.

Glad to be back to myself though.

Settling in okay, Wills?

Dude. You knocked up Lois Lane?

Remus? It's Lily. Severus Someone told me you were here and that my baby son was with you. I need to see him.

Saaaaaaam. I think I did that sleeping wrong thing again. My arm hurts. What is it I'm supposed to eat when I do that again?

Edit: Oh, and just so everyone knows? Driving a 2009 Camaro? Not as fun as being a 2009 Camaro.

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( Filtered to Harry Potter )

Harry? Are you alright?

I don't care how dorky it sounds, I'm gonna get to play Quidditch.

I wish there was a beach here. This city would look kinda weird with one, though.

Crowley, I reckon you're pretty outnumbered, now. They keep showing up.

The wolf-safehouse will be ready in time. Mind if I get a head count?

I'm going to go on a hunt in the morning. I need you to
I want you to be

Will you come with me?