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Happy Birthday, Harry.

We're having a party for you at mine and Luna's place. Invite anyone you like.

You know, I was never a car person until I started making friends with them. I just saw a Stingray on the street, and the first thing I thought was "I wonder if Sideswipe would like that colour scheme?".

Attention residents of Colligo, this is Captain James T. Kirk of...Starfleet. At approximately 2300 hours last night, an object was detected in orbit of this planet, something that was initially believed to be a ship and a possible explanation for our presences in this city. However, after further analysis of the data which we had gathered, it was discovered that this object was not a ship, but in fact a second moon.

We're definitely not on Earth. That's all I can tell you at this moment. The second moon's image in the night sky seems to be masked somehow, or perhaps is orbiting the planet at too great a distance to show up; it's difficult to tell given the primitive nature of the equipment we're working with.

You'll be updated on any further developments in this discovery. If anyone has any suggestions as to how to explore this further, I'm open to ideas -- I welcome them.

Kirk out.

( CAPTAIN DATA )

This is definitely not Santa Cruz and I never signed up for a road trip that involves weird, animatronic statues and a free PDA. I have plans tonight, with Jeff, and I have the early shift tomorrow.

So haha, the joke's over. Really funny, guys. Great prank.

Let's start heading back now, okay?

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