( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Okay. What the hell is going on here? The whole... Let's move Lois from place to place thing? Not so much fun. Plus? I have a doctor's apointment tomorow.

Where am I and why do I have a new PDA?

Sam? Andrea? Kara? You guys here?

Well, that was fun. Ten, twenty years from now, if I ever say I want to be young again, someone feel free to remind me of what just happened. Never ever again.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my freaking God.

Bee, we're cartoons. My name was Spike. Freaking Spike. Do you believe that? Spike. Holy crap. Who nicknames their kid 'Spike'? And since when have I ever worked on an oil-rig? I
Cartoon. That's not even cool.


Haaah, you should see your design in this thing. It's so wrong.
80s cartoon. From the 80s. So you know the animation sucks, anyway, and all the humans have big hair and jeans that go up to our rib-cages.

I can't believe it's for real.



Megatron looks considerably less intimidating, somehow, when he has a bucket for a head. And Starscream is incredibly colourful and screechy. I now understand why 'scream' is a part of his name.



... Spike.

( filtered ; Starfleet personnel (and Agent McCoy), excluding Commander Riker )


( Commander Riker )

J;aJS

HOJHW WJHAT WAHT IS THIS
OH IT IS LIKE A MUGGLE TYPEWRITER. ONLY SMALLER.

WHATs this place/ james, lily, are you having one on me

So, from what I've been reading, we ain't going anywhere anytime soon. So, that leaves one more question, for anyone who can answer.

Know any bars looking for waitresses?

I marry Arthur? Merlin is a sorcerer? That was interesting.

Well. Glad that mess is over with.

I officially accept the fact that this place is real.

And it sucks.

And I hate it.

Any leads on how to get out of here yet?

We're going to play this a completely different way from now on. I don't know about you but I'm bloody tired about finding out about things like this. Snape's a ... I can't say it. I can't write that .. good person there I did it. My godfather dies. And NO ONE saw it fit to tell me! Not even my BEST MATE!. So from now on, we're not going to keep vital things about Harry's future from Harry.

What are the name of those bloody books? I want to read them. Now. All of them. How many are there anyway?

I knew there was a reason I didn't watch too many television shows as a kid. That's one show I'll never watch past season one.

And people are assholes.

Screw life, and work, I'm going running.

I don't care what other me said Every day, my hatred for this place grows.

[Private to Aunt Bil to Billie





[ooc: he's no longer evil but yes, he's still a girl]

...

Some parts of the other me I'd actually much prefer.

You're sick, and more than a little pathetic, whoever/whatever did this.