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Ron Weasley? It looks like you are my roommate. #110C

Well, damn

I was really hoping that was all a particularly unfortunate dream.

EDIT Does anyone want a dog?

Well, Sarek-san, this tiny computer tells me that I'm supposed to be your room mate? Apparently.

I'm sharing a room with Merlin?

Are you people having a laugh at me?

I think we need to find a secure lockup. Just in case.

Edit: And maybe tranq guns.

What in bleedin hell is going on around here?! Someone tell me what the heck just happened to me right this second or I will start yelling and no one will be able to shut me up!

Someone start talking. Now.

Um. Yes. Right. Well.

It would be for the best if no one here mentions me (the Doctor. Hello) or the TARDIS to Donna Noble. The, er. Bossy ginger woman that posted just a moment ago. Trust me, it would not be pretty. And I don't mean just for myself here.

Edit: Oh. And. Just for safety's sake, I'd prefer to be called John Smith until I get all this worked out. Or, at least where Donna might come across it.

...I think I just took the longest nap in the history of naps.

two weeks. how the hell did i miss two weeks!?

i'd blame malfoy, or potter(s), i really would, but i think this is a bit beyond all of them. combined. moving suits of armor, and a...black box. a computer of some kind...i'm not entirely sure which one is the shift key. this looks like america. all i have to say is, if this is some sort of prank, you just made me miss a weird sisters concert, and when i find out who did this, you are going to be in trouble. i think i'm at a loss for answers. i don't like it.

and who's lara croft?

Everyone here is very upset and confused, or else very tired.

I suspect some sort of a lurgy.

That's two weeks I never want to go through again.

( Filtered to Sam Kirk )

( Filtered to Captain Data )