( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

back to the unemployment line. fuckin pansies. dont spose anybody needs security? or a bodyguard?

The interview could not have gone worse. But I got the job I wanted.

My income is not what I am used to. It is still adequate, so long as I remain homeless maintain a frugal lifestyle.

I want to employ a few people.

1. A qualified bodyguard who is good with weapons, crowds, and dogs. Preferably with a car and license.
2. Someone who is up-to-date on technology, up to or beyond the year 2004. Computer skills are a must, as well as the ability to discreetly install and repair cameras. Ordinarily, I'd do these things myself, but I cannot be everywhere at once.
3. A domestically skilled individual who can find me clothing according to my needs, and make sure that I eat regularly. The ability to bake cake and be available at odd hours are very important.

It goes without saying that, if you choose to take one of these positions, you will not question my choices or otherwise disturb me while I am on the clock, and you must keep any and all shared information strictly confidential.

When in doubt and nobody seems to need computer techs then take matters into your own hands.

AKA I am going into business for myself: can fix most major models of computers, self taught hacker/net diver, programmer and general tech. I'm also good with security systems and am a quick learner.

Silvertongue, what have you done?

Now, I don't know what the hell's going on, but I swear to God, boy, if you don't get out here and fix it, I will belt your ass so hard you fall into next Tuesday.