( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Is there a local version of the FBI or any place that could use a tech? Because besides being bored out of my mind I'm needing a job.

BTW: any computer shops with laptops?

Almost finished with some minor renovations of my room, now my only request is that no one goes inside but me. I mean no one.

..But aside from that, I need to replenish my book collection. And find coffee. Or pizza.

Hello? I'm sure this wasn't where I  was planning on going.

What in Primus' name is going on here?! What happened to me! Why I am I human?! No, no, no, no no nonononono! If Megatron sees me like this, I'm dead. Who broke this place? There's no sound. I'm certain there's nothing wrong with my audio receptors.

I This has to be some sort of delusion.

This is all really quite overwhelming.
There is no sound anywhere. I have heard of a certain demon that devours sound, but I am certain it was Japanese, and this does not at all look like I imagine Japan does.
Besides, everyone is writing in English.
I
I have a roommate.
I cannot possibly
What should I do?
How on Earth am I to find my way back home?

Is there a Peter Petrelli? I have found that I will be
That is to say, we are to be sharing a room. Or a set of rooms. I pray that it is a set of rooms.
Good God, Booth, do stop trembling so.