( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Captain Kirk,

I will be blunt. I know little of time or dimension travel, but I think it's safe to say there's a certain chance that we will not be able to return home. Now I am satisfied here, as I have the two things most important to me, my girl friend Kaylee and my sister River.

However I doubt they will remain satisfied here. They both have a strong love of the black. Now hopefully there will be a resolution, but even if there is, there's a good chance it may be chaotic, or out of our control, or only some options may be viable.

To the point. If need be, I would like to secure passage on your ship, or in your world for myself, River, and Kaylee. Ideally we'd like to obtain jobs on your ship. I am a prodigy doctor, and although I would probably need to adjust to your technology, I'm sure I'd be a viable asset, and would be willing to work under that judgemental bastard Dr. McCoy. Kaylee is a gifted mechanic/technician and - again with some training - would be an excellent aid to your engineering staff.

If personel rules would prevent us from obtaining positions on your ship, then I merely ask that you assist us in reaching a viable hub or trade planet, where we should be able to make our own way.

Obviously, I will attempt to do the same for you, should the situation call for it.

Thank you for your time,
Dr. Simon Tam.

I know you didn't say anything about it, but I don't want to make you uncomfortable. And I can only imagine how having to share a room with me felt. Elle offered to let me stay with her so I'm going to take what things I have and move over there. You'll have the place to yourself, at least until they stick someone else in with you.

I'm sorry. I know you have no reason to believe me, but I am. I've got these thoughts and feelings so ingrained in me, it's hard to think of you as anything but my little brother.

Um... Okay. So, I just got manhandled by some squeaky knights. That was weird. Not the weirdest thing ever, but weird.

And it looks like I'm not in Kansas any more. Willow, why am I not in Kansas any more? And by Kansas, I mean Scotland. Or Earth. Either way.

Edit: I LOVE THIS PLACE.

Edit x2: Oh man. Did I just see Spider-Man swing past?! Did I die earlier and go to GEEK HEAVEN or something!?

Edit x3: Okay, last edit. Is there somebody here named Topher Brink? Cause, according to this thing, it says you're my roomie.

If anyone heard the small, teeny, really insignificant KABOOM on the roof of Building A. Don't panic. Nothing's broken. Except maybe my pride ... and my tail bone Just testing things out.

Doctor, I know that you don't know me that well, but I haven't been feeling very well the last month or so. The worst of it has tapered off, but I've been getting really tired lately for no reason. I was wondering if you could give me a once over. Just in case?