( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

Hey, Scotty, mind going out and getting food for the new fridge we've got? I'd go, but I'm pretty sure Bones would put a second hole in my side if I tried to leave. You know how testy he gets.

Speaking of that--all the rooms like this or am i we just special?

Captain Dodge? I thought we were on layover for repairs. The transporter room isn't supposed to be operational. And why isn't my communicator working?

Y'know, when I get back home, I'm going to have to suggest that all reports of dimensional distortions in any sector be identified as dimensional distortions rather than just "spacial anomalies". A guy could do with a little warning. The fact that the ring can't scan beyond the limits of the barrier is disturbing on more levels than I'd care to admit. The lack of communication, while not entirely unexpected, is also unnerving. Oh well. Deal with it. Move on.

So, since my usual source of information is currently being forcibly restricted by something handling other tasks, could someone please explain to me just what is going on here?

And I suppose I should introduce myself. I'm the Green Lantern of space sector 2814, more commonly known as "the one with Earth in it" by, well, the people of Earth. I've lost contact with my partners after investigating a spatial anomaly that really should have been more specifically identified. Am I harping? I'm probably harping. If someone can provide me with a little more explanation than these...interesting locals, I might be able to find a way out of here, which may be of interest should any of you be in a similar situation and if the readings from the ring are right, I am betting many of you are.

EDIT: There are a few people I would very much like to talk to.

[Private message to Spiderman]: Hello. I don't believe we're from the same reality, or if we are you're either from farther back or farther in the future than I am, but I'm under the impression we're in the same line of work. I'm curious if you know anything more about this situation?

[Private message to Captain Kirk]: I can't believe he's actually Hello. I'd like to provide you any assistance I can in getting us out of here. I have a few resources that I can bring to the table.

[Private message to the Red/Blue Blur]: Do I just say hi? I mean, if they are from a more low key alternate reality I don't really know them...but I really need to talk to them. Hi. This is going to be awkward no matter how I word this, so I'll just come right out and say it: I know you, though most likely either future versions or versions native to my reality. I also know that there are actually two people who this could be. I'd like to talk.

Okay, okay, okay. So we're having a situation, but that's fine. I can fix this, I swear. I just sort of have to ...fiddle with the ...thing and by the way? Where the hell is my computer? Because out of my whole arsenal of pretty beep-y things, I'm going to need that the most.

DeWitt is going to kill me. I need a juice box.

No need to panic, guys. I'm a genius.

Что происходит? Keptin, I do not know why it was felt that I should be off of the ship, but I would hawe appreciated a warning of some sort. Please, next time, just tell me.



[Translation: "What's going on?"]

This is interesting. This kind of thing happen often?

Seriously. What is with those guys?

I don't think there's any kind of Zen to cover this.