( colligo ¬ get collected ) → network.

( FILTERED TO DOCTOR MCCOY )

I'm sure someone's already mentioned this but, I'll be the lemming lemur? because it needs to be said. And repeated. The lack of a beach in this place is disturbing. I lived in Kansas. Born and raised now I have the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song stuck in my head. Great. There was always a beach. It's kind of sad when Kansas is more exciting than a place.

( Private Message to Ezri Dax )

If I use this thing and it starts trying to eat my face or something, I'm going to... wait. Why are you typing what I'm saying? No! Delete that! That's it. Where's the manual override on this piece of ju-

It probably says something about my life when suits of armor that come to life and eject me from a library I never meant to visit isn't the strangest thing to ever happen to me. And now that I'm pretty sure I figured out the settings on this PDA, I guess I'll introduce myself since that looks like the hip thing to do around here.

Mikaela Banes. I'm lost, confused, and am guessing from the lack of any cars at all that no one has spotted a yellow 2009 Chevy Camaro SS, huh?