This 100 dollars thing is stupid. Here's a bit of money, a tiny little dorm, now stay stuck and re-build your life. First person who figures out who's behind this, make sure you don't fully kick their asses. I want a strip off them too.
That being said, I need a job. I'm thinking bartender. Tips are stellar. When I stopped in at this one bar today, there was a security guard trying to look all intimidating. It was quite possibly one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. Someone needs to tell him his shirt was way too tight. If I get hired, I'll do just that.