This looks like Earth, but last I checked, this place wasn't supposed to have pushy, annoying, tin-cans for guards that never seem to break, and it never use to trap me inside a city. And handing out PDAs? I didn't realize people became so giving.
This isn't normal, or right. I've got better things to do, probably like the rest of you. If someone was going to trap me somewhere, they could have at dumped me in Smallville. At least I have a wardrobe there.
Does anyone really know what's going on? The Tin-Man One, Two...to however many there were wouldn't say anything. Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks they're trapped in crazy town.