Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllo, Madison Valley! This is Presto, coming at you this fine morning, back from an extended tour of that annoying place called the Realms. Eleven years older, not very wiser, and full of a desire to love hamburger, shakes, and showers.
Which is to say, I'm back. Finally. Thank the Gods.
Also, there is currently a portal thing to my world located at [address].
The world through the portal is dangerous. You could quite easily die. I would advise skipping it, personally. But... if you go through, be careful, be prepared, and be armed. The planet on the other side is called Faerun, and the city is called Waterdeep.
By now, someone is probably already selling tickets and pamphlets on the other side of the rift.
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