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Voice Post.
[Booming voice.]
CITIZENS OF MADISON VALLEY. THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST ASSOCIATION... IMPORTANT INFORMATION WILL FOLLOW THIS TONE.
[This for the next half a minute...]
..My name is Peter Parker and I love everyone. Except Gwen Stacey because she's a girl and girl's are icky.
So, hiya.
CITIZENS OF MADISON VALLEY. THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST ASSOCIATION... IMPORTANT INFORMATION WILL FOLLOW THIS TONE.
[This for the next half a minute...]
..My name is Peter Parker and I love everyone. Except Gwen Stacey because she's a girl and girl's are icky.
So, hiya.