In today's edition of 'Conversations overheard at Starbucks', you get a double feature.
First one:
Teenage girl: Yeah, Emily's parents don't like you.
Hot emo dad: What are her parents?
Teenage girl: *shows him her phone*
Hot emo dad: Oh, yeah, I slept with both of them in high school.
Second one:
Guy 1: Your girlfriend is pyscho.
Guy 2: No, she's not.
Guy 1: Dude, she didn't cry at the end of Homeward Bound. She's psycho.
The dad and daughter got free drinks, and the guy with the girlfriend got a card for the local help hotline.