Madison Valley Role Play

I went into the Muppet Portal. Y'all, I WAS A MUPPET (I got a photo).

I had a sword fight on-stage with KERMIT! We got heckled by Waldorf and Statler. It was AWESOME.

Never thought I'd almost die by getting run over by some crazy horseless carriage.

Lucky for everyone here, I'm just fine.

So I get that Easter's a big holiday, but the fact that no one's talking about April being International Guitar Month is a damn shame.

I for one am going to be celebrating it with Lita.

New game time!

Okay, let's be real, we've played way too much Marry/Fuck/Kill the last while and we have so many new people.

So, I propose a new game. I bought this book.

Leave your name if you want to play and everyone can leave a number from 1-3000 for you to answer. But, if you leave a number, you have to answer the question too. I'll comment the questions as they happen.

I'm feeling judgy.

Therefore!

Give me your best joke or meme and I will rate it.

I am a harsh, but fair mistress.

I'm taking orders for Easter candles! Available scents are: Lily, Lilac, Jasmine, Vanilla, and Amber. Hit me up if you want to order!

Going from no internet to annoying little bugs eating technology. Low fucking blow, even for this place.

Also all of the leprechaun traps I've found the past two weeks in the forest are once again keeping my fireplace stoked and the cabin toasty warm for another year.

[May Parker]
Everything alright in your neck of the woods?

OK SO I'm not in Hawkins and apparently can't get back there anytime soon. This is not a good time for me to be away from home, but whatever I guess.

HI. I'm Steve and I am not sure what I should do now.