Madison Valley Role Play

Who: Mary Crawley Crane and Nick Gant
What: Adopting a dog
Where: Animal shelter
When: Thursday afternoon
Warnings: None
Status: Closed, Incomplete

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So, any guesses on how long before this place does something else weird to us?

Wouldn't mind one of those cruises like I heard about before I got here, though.

I think I should adopt a kitten.

Or a puppy.

Or maybe a ferret.

Definitely not a goldfish, they're really not very cuddly creatures, you see.

I wonder if it's possible to train a ferret to do the dishes?

Who: Nick Gant and Phil Coulson
What: A “talk”
When: Tuesday 2/28
Where: The Casino Bar
Warnings: TBD
Status: Closed/Incompleted gdoc...TBC in comments

( Nick had made a decision. )

Valentine's Day is past but February isn't done yet! Mardi Gras is the 28th, and Scott and I have come up with an adoption celebration for the shelter to go along with it!

On Tuesday, Feb 28th we will be having a Doggie Mardi Gras parade! It will start at 11am in the park then march all through town. Adoptable doggos and puppers will be in costume handing out gold coins, treats and strands of beads. (Keep it clean, you heathens! This is a family event!) Anyone is welcome to join in the fun. Bring your own fur baby from home. We'll have costumes on hand.

( Lookit this happy little guy! )

[He had intended on being here when Bobbi woke up to see her reaction, and give her these things himself...make her breakfast...maybe make her late for work. The best laid plans of mice and men...

When she comes out to the kitchen this is in a little black box right next to these. A note is left near the coffee pot that is full and waiting for her.]

Happy Valentines Day, babe! I meant to be here, but they had an emergency at the shelter. I'll be home tonight. Put on your best party dress and dancing shoes. Text me if you can. <3 Nick.

Can't say I've ever been a huge fan of Valentine's day. But this year, well, I can't say I mind the random gifts that keep coming from my very cute and sexy boyfriend.

[Cassie]

So, hey.

It's going to thunder tonight. I'm looking forward to the rain.

All I gotta say is if people don't slow down on the drinking before tomorrow when they start up for the big game It's going to be a really painful Monday morning for a lot of them. I had to toss twice as many rowdies as usual last night.

WHO: Nick Gant and Bobbi Morse
WHAT: Having a stay-at-home night
WHEN: Tonight
WHERE: Nick's place
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Closed/Ongoing

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[Saturday morning a box of these bad boys show up at Bobbi's.]

( Noms )

Today is a special cry for help from the shelter. No, seriously. Help! This guy is terrifying!

( Not for the faint of heart. )

Who: Everyone!
What: Party to celebrate Ella and Kit's pregnancy
Where: The Farm
When: Saturday afternoon
Warnings: TBD (let me know if I need to update this)
Status: Party Post!

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Hey look! We at the shelter made a commercial!*


[ooc: pretend that's Nick in the commercial]

I think I want a dog.

WHO Cassie Holmes & Nick Gant
WHAT Reuniting!
WHEN Christmas morning
WHERE Nick's place
WARNINGS not really
STATUS Closed | Completed GDoc

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This is your last chance to give the gift of a new home and love to one of the animals up for adoption! I'm told we get a lot of animals brought in or returned to the shelter after the holidays because of impulse purchases/gift giving so please think it through and talk to the people who are to receive the animal. Don't let it be a surprise. This is a gift that will suffer when it's returned instead of just being reshelved or returned to the warehouse.

( ON TO THE CRITTERS! )

If I had a shiny Avengers badge in hand this entire edition would be dedicated to a certain purple loving archer guy but Robin Hood didn't pull through so you're stuck with generic gossip again this week.

Someone's telling this lady to try thing and see what feels good. This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs...just don't do it.

I don't actually suggest you go sit on the big guy's lap unless you want a restraining order and a sex offender badge. Keep that at home you naughty people.

I don't care how tempting it is. Just don't tell him.

Who can walk with the animals, talk with the animals, dress up and humiliate the animals? I mean what respectable dog wants to hang out with guys in santa hats? Of course if you make the dog wear little santa hats I'm on board.

One vote for the miracle of central heating here. I still call running water as the coolest.

Why is no one disturbed about the casual need to wash blood out of a hoodie?

Don't miss the party of the season. No one throws a better party than Lydia.

Someone is feeling nostalgic. Quick lay down until the feeling passes. Or drink more. Something like that.

Wait! Models? I'm all about watching that. Bring on the fashion and the half dressed women.

Jingle Bells Bat...wait probably shouldn't use that one. Anyway ugly sweater Hanukkah/Christmas party ahoy.

New arrivals to town:
There seems to be morepointy ears showing up here than at a Star Trek convention. Meet Tauriel, Elf lady.

His name is Jason Grace and he's confused. Pretty much par for the course.

Sam Wilson is new here too...and don't buy that thing about the alien overlords everyone knows it's a crazy government experiment.

And for John Mitchell a handy resource. Currency calculator

Another new arrival who thinks there might be drugs involved. Lindsay Weir

Heeeeeere's Nora

Snow White here seems to know Nora. Okay so it's Weiss Schnee. same thing.

Meet the newest arrival to the Dinglenob colony, Luna Lovegood

No Eretria it's not Heaven. not Hell either btw.

Who's letting ghosts in? Annie Sawyer. Seems legit.

And I like her hat. Meet Phryne Fisher.

And the less fun portion of the gossip, those who've left:
Abby Temple

Happy Birthday to the hottest boyfriend ever!

Have a great day :)

[Johnny]

You'll get your present later tonight xx

Hey. I understand you guys are looking after Cassie. I wanted to tell you I really appreciate it, and if you guys need anything to let me know. Might want to keep the offer on the down low, though.

WHO Nick Gant & Bucky Barnes
WHAT Updates and things
WHEN Sunday morning
WHERE Animal Shelter
WARNINGS TBD, probably low
STATUS Closed | In Progress

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This Saturday the animal shelter will be hosting a dog walk and adoption Toys for Tots drive. Volunteers will wear Santa hats as they walk our adoptable dogs and puppies around town carrying Santa sacks. Bring a toy for a child in need or for the animals at the shelter. And hey, maybe you'll find someone to lick you under the mistletoe! That is not suggestive you dirty minded jerks!

[Cassie (ultimately not sent)]
Just tell me you're ok.

[Bobbi]
Can I rope you into being a volunteer?

[Nick]

Kid find her way back yet?

Anyone find a cranky, multicolored thirteen year old girl?

[Bobbi]

hey

WHO Cassie Holmes & Nick Gant
WHAT Yelling. Lots of yelling.
WHEN Sunday night
WHERE Their apartment
WARNINGS Language
STATUS Closed | Completed Gdoc

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You got a minute?

[Filtered against Cassie H]

So...how do you get a kid to like you?

[Nick G]

Hey you.

Hello, Madison Valley! Welcome to Black Cat Friday here at the shelter! Black cats have a history of being one of the last felines to get adopted so in lieu of fighting it out at Wally World or the mall why not consider a black cat/kitten for that special someone?

Today and all weekend adoption fees for black felines have been reduced and every one that gets adopted takes home a box of goodies to get you started.

( Look at this face! )

I've been watching all this running around getting ready for Thanksgiving and the amount of crazy makes me glad I never had to go through this. This is insane!

[Cassie]

I don't feel particularly inclined to try and cook all this stuff, do you?

[Awesome Twin]

Got laid. Twice. I'm awesome.

[Boobi]

I'm watching you, Morse. Always watching.

Been a while since I celebrated Thanksgiving.

[Nick G.]

Hey.

Tomorrow is National Pickle Day. How many inappropriate innuendos can we come up with for this? Aaaaand GO!

[Cassie]

Did we want to do a Thanksgiving something?

[Boobi Morse*]

S'up.

[Awesome Facetwin]

Football? Play the twin card on hot chicks again?


[*ooc: not a typo]

Hidey ho, good citizens of Madison Valley! We had an interesting time of it at the shelter over Halloween. Black cats are a target at that time, and this little lady was no exception. She was found stuffed into a jack o'lantern. The shelter has named her Thunder because her purr has to be heard to be believed! She's an older cat and typically one of the last to be adopted, but has a heart of gold.

Does anyone here do home school teaching/tutoring?

WHO Cassie Holms & Nick Gant
WHAT Lunch!
WHEN Friday, backdated!
WHERE The Park
WARNINGS TBD, likely low. Cassie may turn into the hulk
STATUS Closed | Incomplete

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[Public]

I kind of like being a big green rage monster. Gets me out of school and it helps with all the anger anyway. Protip: don't laugh at me when I'm big and green.

So uh...there seems to be an inordinate amount of static electricity in my apartment. One touch to the doorknob and ZOT! Blacked out the whole complex.

And I can't seem to move stuff anymore.

WTF

So apparently he hates me because I'm beautiful.

Who: Steve Rogers and Nick Grant
What: Facetwins and Serious Faces
When: Saturday afternoon
Where: Starbucks
Warnings: TBD
Status: Closed/On-going

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( I have a really bad idea! )

It's football weather. Who wants to get a game of two hand touch going?

Hey! Did you know that the animal shelter has a Pet Food Bank? If you find yourself in a bind to keep your fur baby fed because of financial difficulty, check our our qualifications. Chances are we'll be able to help.

Also, if you and your fur baby find yourself in the slush, consider donating food, money or any supplies. We could always use a hand for the furry guests waiting to be adopted.

I'd like to never, ever do that whole truth shit again. Someone arrange that for me.

[Nick]
So I see you got a job, does that mean I get my tasty beverage?


[Cassie]
How's it going short stuff?


[Bucky]
Want to do some sparring?


[Captain Tight abs]
Break Veronica's heart I might break your legs. Just saying.


[Wes]
...

Broken arm, cracked ribs and all I still scored a job. Yours truly is the newest employee at the Animal Shelter. Since I can still type, I'm relegated to getting these critters adopted through the magic of the interweb.

LOOK AT THESE FACES!!!

I would not want it thought that I do not take responsibility for my actions, so I wish to apologize to everyone in Madison Valley for the recent...incident.

Paige and I were experimenting with a new truth spell, and apparently it was stronger than we realized.

[Rogers]
Sorry. I owe you a beer.

[Phil Coulson]
Sorry. I owe you a beer.

[Bruce Banner]
Sorry. I owe you a beer.

[Methos]
Sorry. I owe you a beer.

[J-Storm]
I have an owie.

[Faith]
Thanks for not killing me.

Who: Faith Lehane and Nick Gant
What: more truth
Where: outside of Lou's
When: Sunday night (backdated)
Warnings: Violence and language for sure
Status: Closed/Ongoing

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[Public; filtered away from Nick Gant]

Uh. What just happened? Why is Nick looking like the green muscle man who takes his fashion advice from Ariel?

[Text to Nick Gant]

So, I'm going to stay in my room. Unless you want a hug?

[Rogers]
You're a dick. A big, stinky, diseased cock.

[Phil Coulson]
Stay the fuck away from Cassie or I'll kill you myself.

[Bruce Banner (because if you're going to poke a bear...)]
Why the hell aren't you locked up somewhere for public safety?

[Methos]
She's not ever going to stay with a creeper like you, got it?

[J-Storm]
Somebody better fucking stop me before I get myself killed.

[Faith]
Cold bitch rabid lesbian.

Hey. What are you doing?

WHO Cassie Holmes & Nick Gant
WHAT Cassie's Seeing a future she doesn't like
WHEN Friday afternoon, after school
WHERE Their Place
WARNINGS Language, feels
STATUS Closed | Incomplete

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