Dear Any Business that is Hiring,
My name is Kate Bishop, and I am looking to represent your company in whatever reasonable fashion is needed. Yes, I will even dance around twirling signs or in food-based costumes.
My strengths include: archery, combat skills, fencing, playing the cello, publishing, fashion design, foreign languages, certified private investigation, good with kids, party planning.
I come with the Darcy Stamp of Approval. How could you say no to that?