You wanted 'em! You got 'em! Ladies and germs: Wade's Think Tank (which coincidentially is what I call my bathroom).
Wolverine needs to start a food delivery service called GrubBub. Because your kid needs new shoes and all of the other stuff kids need, like cotton swabs.
Q: What is covered in dirt but stays clean? A: A body in a coffin!
If I dressed up Geraldine in a hoodie and booty shorts, could she pass as a kid at the daycare? Would Steve notice? ...Probably.
I really should stop answering spam calls with: "Tony's pizzeria and crematorium: yesterday's loss is tomorrow's sauce!" Cos the last telemarketer got grumpy
Stomachs assume that all potatoes are mashed
You could've seen a stranger on the last day they were alive
Bean bags are just boneless sofas