[filtered from the under-16 crowd]Most days, my job is pretty standard and boring. People order drinks, usually shitty ones, and we serve them up, get bitched at that they're wrong (when they're not) and then we remake them.
Sometimes we throw the drink at them, it happens.
And sometimes, I hear some gems. Like: 'The Rice Test isn't a to-do list, asshole.'
I had to look it up. You can find it
here And since it was made in the 1980s, here is an
updated version.
Sometimes, I should take the advice of my customers.