I mean, yeah, it's because I saw one of those millipede things in the kitchen and yeah, sure, I've beaten the hell out of trained robbers and assassins and it's a freaking millipede, but hey. A squeak. It's more than I got last week.
Hey so Tucker was making toast with his god damn I'm the chosen one plasma sword...yes it toasts while it cuts...and Wash startled him and now we need a new god damn table.
Who: The entire town! What: The Winter Festival When: Sunday, December 1st, all day Where: All along Main Street and neighboring streets Warnings: Advise if I need to lock, please
With a little less than two weeks to go, I find myself thinking about what kind of traditions I want to raise my daughter with. What are some of the traditions that you celebrate?
Who: L. Tucker and Wash When: Wednesday Late Night Where: Freelancer Home What: Nightmares, Headlocks, Good Memories, and Ice Cream Cake Warnings: Language, PTSD, Innuendos Status: Completed GDoc
York and I are thinking of taking one of those trips. Think you and Wash will be okay without us? Because I can't ask him or he'll get pissed off York is talking to Wash.
[Charlie, Link & Allison H]
So York and I are possibly going on one of those trips. Can you babysit Tucker? And just help out in general but you know, it's Tucker.
Who: Carolina and Lavernius Tucker When: Tuesday Where: Freelancer house What: Awkward house is awkward Warnings: Possible talk about sex but not if Carolina can help it Status: Closed/In Progress
Who: Washington and Lavernius Tucker What: Someone has a crush When: Thursday afternoon Where: Their yard Warnings: TBD Status: Closed/started in Gdoc continued in comments
Sure, the fair was great but did we forget about speed dating? Because I didn't and I am definitely looking forward to checking out the ladies and your fine ways of being.
Link and Charlie, I'm getting you out of the house, so you're signed up.
[Carolina] Thinking about signing Wash up, too. Am I signing a death wish?
As many of my adoring fans know, my birthday is coming up soon. August 19th to be exact. If anyone needs help finding me the perfect gift, just ask! I’m celebrating all month long because why not, right?
Who: Tucker and Tamatoa When: Friday Night Where: Den of Dionysus What: This will either end in hilarity of the world exploding. (Match-Up!) Warnings: Uh, all of them? Status: Closed/In-Progress
I'd like to take this moment to preemptively apologise to all of my customers today. I may not remember why I came in the stock room but I can apparently remember every lyric to the Mickey Mouse record I had as a child and have had the songs stuck in my head all day long.
Kate, we need a radio. Or just a cell phone with Pandora or something. I might actually be in danger of dancing here.
Who: Lavernius Tucker/Agent Washington/Agent Carolina What: Things are still tense When: Saturday morning Where: Their house Warnings: TBD, PTSD soldiers are unpredictable Status: Incomplete/in progress
Who: Tucker and Peter Quill When: Saturday Night Where: NOLA Portal What: Tucker and Star-Lord walk into a bar... Warnings: There will definitely be drinking, swearing, awkward flirting (not with each other!...right?), fighting, and biting (again, not on each other...I swear!) so reader discretion is advised! Status: Closed/In-Progress
Who: Agent Carolina and Lavernius Tucker What: Time for a talk When: Monday morning Where: outside the Freelancer house Warnings: TBD Status: Closed/in progress
Who: L. Tucker and Peter Quill When: April 16th [Slightly Backdated!] Where: Right At Home What: Watercooler talks Warnings: Yes Status: Closed/In-Progress (TBC in comments!)
Who: Charlotte Emily, Church/Epsilon, and Lavernius Tucker When: Late Monday Evening Where: The Freelancers Base (The New House) What: Awkward exchangs are awkward Warnings: Language, awkward AIs, sexual situations Status: Completed GDoc!
Who: EVERYONE! Especially Ron Weasley, Ella, Bucky Barnes, Chloe Price, Georgina Kincaid, Max Storm, Llewellyn Cornick, Lorna Dane, Allison Argent, Layla Williams, Rose Hathaway, Kenny McCormick, James Potter, and Lavernius Tucker When: Saturday! Where: The Park What: Birthday celebrations for March! Warnings: Probably none, but let me know! Status: Party Post!
[York, Wash, and Carolina] So, when are we doing this moving thing? I need to let the kid know. I mean, I'll let him ahead of time, but I'm sure he might start asking why I have boxes.