Hello Indiana, known for the Ohio River for some reason and Indianapolis which has 2.3 the national average of burglaries.
I'm Shawn Spencer. Apparently NOT in a fever dream although I haven't entirely ruled it out yet considering there does not appear to be the right number of Starbucks for a town this size.
Now that I've introduced myself, I'm looking for my best bud. Goes by Gus, sometimes Guster. Also Ovaltine Jenkins, Magic Head, Chocolate Magic, Dequan "Smallpox" Randolph, Tin Tummy, or Chaz Bono.