Madison Valley Role Play

[Booming voice.]

CITIZENS OF MADISON VALLEY. THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST ASSOCIATION... IMPORTANT INFORMATION WILL FOLLOW THIS TONE.

[This for the next half a minute...]

..My name is Peter Parker and I love everyone. Except Gwen Stacey because she's a girl and girl's are icky.

So, hiya.

why is this working?

Oh! Voice activation! Crap. How do I tur

Seriously, why is this working?!

Also? Where am I? What is this whole bag and tag thing? And will this stack of bills turn into leaves at sunrise? I don't want the apartment. It's too big. Where did Chicago go? losing it












[ooc: if I tag this wrong slap me!]