You know it's hard to keep the gossip down to enough to read without enough to make you all want to punch me in the face. Of course if there's enough good gossip I'll cross the face punching line in a heart beat.
You need an actual excuse
to stock up on chocolate? Wow, who knew?
I say we need to have a
weird snowman contest.Whining about wine how appropriate.
Oh the humanity! Will no one think of the children!
Oh wait, K-Mart did. Weaponized children are all the rage.
Scott's been here
long enough to have a baby.
Attention Madison Valley, Ash is hot and he belongs to
Katniss.
Think
Batman can learn anything watching me show him how I trip over my feet? I'm totally willing to give it a try.
Did you sit in sugar because you have a...
probably shouldn't finish that pick up line.Hey I'll
pinch you if it'll help.
Yes. You're
missing something.
New Arrivals
Someone get
this kid a pool and shut her up. Star Butterfly.
Is he blue? Is he blue? Well it kind of looks like it.
Kurt WagnerSomeone is proving the red head temper thing.
MeridaBelle another person with lack of phone knowledge. I want to see her the first time it's set on vibrate in her pocket.
Another Ella and I don't think I like any of those other places she expected to be.
Yeah well,
my dad's a sheriff. Emily Fornell.
Anyone else want to see the personification of America and the Personification of England argue about which football is the real football? Arthur Kirkland.
Okay I have to.
you're not in Kansas anymore Dorothy Gale.
So do you actually take someone's word for it
when they promise not to eat your brain? Magnus Chase.
Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque
Sarissa.
I'm thinking if you're trying to
summon a death goddess I think things are already going wrong. Just saying. Laura Hollis.
Departures
Holding steady this time around.
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