Madison Valley Role Play

Mother smell I can't say I've ever dreamed up a place like this. Though Gods be praised for it, and the kindly intervention of gunslingers, as it were.

This little pork are done is a strange place and quite unlike any I've ever been through. It's got me all kinds of turned around. Turns out I've been juped for coin and home! Though if words be true as they say, I'm not the only one.

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What's a girl got to do to find a little fun around here?

I really do hate this place, with the exception of a few things/people.

Man struck by car in Madison August 28th, 2013 By David Johnson MADISON - A pedestrian was struck by an oncoming vehicle Thursday afternoon, according to police. The accident occurred around 4:30pm on Clifty Drive. Witnesses say the man, a reported refugee to Madison Valley, tried to cross the busy street when he was struck by the car. The driver of the vehicle claimed she had been blinded by sunlight and did not see him. She remained on the scene to speak with police after the accident. She was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian. A worker at a nearby 7-11 says he saw the accident, and tried to help the man until he could be transported to the local hospital via ambulance. The man sustained arm and leg injuries but is reported in good condition, according to Kevin Greene, a public affairs officer at King's Daughters Hospital.

WHO: Neytiri and Jake Sully
WHAT: Meeting again as Na'vi
WHEN: Monday afternoon
WHERE: Clifty Falls State Park
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Closed/Ongoing

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( Text to Neytiri )

( Text to Sheriff Grimes )

( Text to Leisha )

What the fuck? Where the hell am I?

[OoC: Hard Canon-bump to after the film. Jake's now big and blue and really really confused]

Motherfucker.

I do not like hiding. But this place seems to want to make me ashamed of who and what I am. It is wrong, very wrong. I have done nothing to deserve being treated this way.

I am angry.

This is getting ridiculous.

My name is Georgia Mason.

Like many of the rest of you, I'm a new arrival.

There is something you should know about me. The most important is that I have what's called a reservoir condition of a virus called Kellis-Amberlee. Kellis-Amberlee is a virus created by the mutation and combination of two manmade viruses, and upon death or in certain other cases, it results in amplification - or in terms easily communicated to all of you - zombification. A reservoir condition is a contained, dormant infection of the virus limited to one body part.

This means two things for you: Firstly, my reservoir condition is retinal and I'm photosensitive, so if you mess with my sunglasses, I will hurt you.

Secondly, it means that if I ever tell you to put a bullet in my head, you do it. I don't care how squeamish you are, I don't care what your morals have to say about it. If you want to avoid being a tasty snack (and trust me, unless you're insane, you do), you pull the trigger.

It's a pleasure to meet you all.

I need to get to the hardware store. The lights are killing me.

How did people live like this? At least they didn't take my recorder or my contacts. Of which I have one pair. Shit.

[Filtered to Jake]

I am not going. I have done nothing wrong and they will use it to hurt me in some way.

I do not trust Sky People, Jake.

This place is kind of boring, huh?

This place is mad. Was Earth really like this back... then? uh. now?

WHO: Jake and Neytiri
WHAT: Meeting in this strange place
WHEN: Backdated to Sunday
WHERE: In Jake's flat
WARNINGS: TBD, likely none
STATUS: Closed/Ongoing

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What the hell?