Er, hello! I'm Alphonse Elric and I just got here, but I sort of feel like everything is familiar and someone told me people sometimes come here who remember or don't being here before. Does anyone ever come here who does both and neither? It seems counterproductive for such a thing to happen, but then my brother would said that it makes sense it would be, since people aren't very productive. But that's just because my brother is silly sometimes.
Which is to say, hi! I'm Alphonse Elric, and I'm ten, and I'm glad to be here, I think.