Madison Valley Role Play

This is some cosmic fucking joke, right? Asshole from the Fellowship of the Sun blows up Godric's nest and I wake up in small town USA.

So who's good to eat round here? Soccer moms aside.. Ain't never gonna be that desperate.

Who: Eric Northman and Fat Amy
Where: Amy's.
What: ...dinner.
When: Tuesday, June 2.
Warnings: TBD.
Status: Closed.

( Darling just dive right in and follow my lead. )

[Amy]
What does your schedule look like this week?

Who: Hayley Marshall & Eric Northman
What: Do vampires drink frozen blood?
When: Saturday night 5/30/2020
Where: The White Wyrm
Warnings: TBD
Status: Closed/incomplete

( This isn't Louisiana )

Who: Everyone!! (Especially Reileen K., Sigrun G., Nico M., Eddie C., John C., Nyssa, Garin B., Jedikiah P., Ruby L., Zatanna Z., K-Mart)
What: Birthday party post.
When: Sunday, May 24.
Where: The Park.

( ... )

I really need to stop getting comfortable. Every fucking time...

So where is "here" exactly?

After a few days of nonstop drinking and shame eating I have come to accept my fate in this place. It's like way better than Schitt's Creek and even though it doesn't have a Sephora, it's got a Starbucks and plenty of bars.

So what do I do when the inevitable strikes and my coffers run dry? Do I like go to a bank or something to my card reloaded or what?