You know, sometimes my students drive me up the wall and then sometimes they're ridiculous in the best ways.
Case in point, the student that just sent me an email going "If I have four hundred words and a picture, would that be accepted as 1400 words because a picture is worth a thousand words?"
I applaud the guts it took to send that, however I did respond to them with "Ha... no it would not. You can have a picture and fourteen hundred words."