Madison Valley Role Play

[To Gus]
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I really hope that none of that bullshit gets shown on TV here. Fun fact, the holding cells in Madison Valley are surprisingly shitty.

If I get given one more glass of wine to throw at someone, I am going to scream. I'm not sure why all these camera people think I'm the best candidate to start some ridiculous cat fight. At first I like the availability of free wine, but this is my 25th glass and I'm over it now.

Thought I was going to escape the camera crew madness. And then I got ambushed by a crew as I came out of my office.

Pretty sure I shouldn't have hit them with an energy bolt spell. Also pretty sure I don't actually care.

I don't understand why those people with cameras felt the need to follow me and Kristoff around as we tried building a small barn for Sven...in case he arrives.

They kept asking us to explain every step as we worked. Except I didn't know exactly what I was doing. I've never built a barn before! They only made me more nervous.

What a nuisance!

ICYMI

Steve proposed last weekend and I said yes.

Now I've got camera crews hounding me to participate in Say Yes to the Dress. Like, dudes, we haven't even discussed setting a date yet. Back off.


[Steve]
Are we fighting over who gets Nat in their bridal party?


[Johanna & Daisy]
I expect you both to be bridesmaids.


[Phil]
You're walking me down the aisle.


[ooc: if your character was at the jousting tournament at the ren faire, they would have witnessed this]

[Filtered to Elena’s Pack]

Is…uh anyone else being followed by a camera crew calling themselves “The Real Werewolves of Madison Valley”?

Or…is it just me?

Who: Everyone
What: Say Yes To The Dress: Madison Valley
When: Wednesday & Thursday
Where: John Knoebel & Son on Main St
Warnings: TBD
Status: Open To all

( Are you saying Yes to the Dress? )

Who: Daisy Johnson and Hermann Gottlieb (With bonus Margo)
What: House Hunting
When: Wednesday afternoon
Where: All around town
Warnings: TBD
Status: Closed/Ongoing

( They really are out to get me. )

Who: Lucas Pegg and Samantha Carter
What: Dodging camera crews, meeting new people
When: Wednesday morning
Where: Walmart
Warnings: TBA
Status: Closed/Match-up/On-going

( ~+~+~+~ )

"Miss Spellman! MISS SPELLMAN! We just want a moment of your time! Please!"

The broadcast was live. The camera work shaky as the crew ran to catch up with Sabrina who was walking to school. The host turned to the shaky camera as they continued to hurry.

"We've been chasing after Sabrina Spellman, so called Daughter of Satan, for days now and it looks like we'll finally get to talk to her. Look! She's stopping!"

"Boy, you guys just don't give up do you." Sabrina looked annoyed. Very, very annoyed.

"We just want to ask you a few questions. Please."

Sabrina sighed. "Fine."

The camera went steady right on Sabrina. "This is Aleister Bagans for Paranormal Today. Miss Spellman. You claim to be the daughter of Satan. Is this correct?"

Sabrina blinked before her brows lifted. "Uh...yeah. Because it's true."

"What proof do you have? Are you the Antichrist? How often do you see your father?"

Sabrina was getting super annoyed now. "Wait. You're some dumb paranormal reality show?"

"Paranormal Today has the highest ratings and the most accuracy when it comes to tracking down supposed paranormal ent-"

Sabrina huffed. "You want accuracy in your reporting? I'll give you accuracy." Sabrina called on her Sword of Satan side and let it out. She rose from the ground as fire engulfed her hands. "You dare doubt my validity! Run, mortals! Before I truly lose my temper!"

Before she was even finished speaking the entire crew burst into screams and high pitched shrieks as they ran away. The camera dropped to the ground, now shooting sideways, still focused on Sabrina. Her feet returned to the earth as she let go of her power and the screaming diminished in the distance. After, Sabrina walked up to the camera, peered into it with a happy smile on her face. "The Dark Lord loves you." Then her foot connected with the lens, breaking it. And the broadcast.





[ooc: this can be a narrative/stand alone, or you can comment as if it were a network.]

Was anybody else late for work because a camera crew tried to entice them into a show called 'Women who kill: Pageant Edition', for a chance to win $10,0000?

Anyone else?

Because this is shaping up to be one weird morning.

Who: Dean Winchester & Alec McDowell
Where: Lou's
When: 9/21 - early evening
What: Dean confronts Alec about Mary
Status: Closed - Complete
Warnings: High

( The fuck did you just say? )

Am currently hiding out at my boss's place because when I tried to go home, I got stopped by a camera crew trying to recruit me for some survivalist shit. No, thanks, my zombie apocalypse trauma is my zombie apocalypse trauma.

These damn camera crews are so annoying. They kept following me and asking about the mafia, so I crushed a couple of their cameras with gravity.

Who: Burton Guster and Peter Parker
What: matchup
Where: Boys Club
When: Tuesday afternoon
Warnings: probably not
Status: closed/in progress

( ~+~+~+~ )

This camera crew shit is annoying. So is the chick I fucked last night following me around all day, saying she's in love with me and that we should go on a date. She won't leave me alone no matter how many times I tell her to fuck off.

Oh, and it kept raining in my dreams last night because Dream is all sad and mopey his big sister is gone. I miss her too.

[ooc - feel free to say it rained in your characters' dreams as well!]

Who: Samantha Carter and Daniel Jackson
What: Catching up
Where: Daniel & Vala's place
When: Tuesday morning
Warnings: probably not
Status: closed/in progress

( ~+~+~+~ )

I have an announcement. Adam and I didn't say anything before because we wanted to make sure this went through. Anyway, I have officially adopted Katie. I would love her no matter what, but this just feels right. I never thought I would have a family like this, but this place gave me that chance. I feel blessed.

But did those camera crews really need to be there to capture the moment?

Who: Claudia and Irina
What: Undercover Boss type reality tv
Where: the museum
When: Tuesday
Warnings: TBD


( We aren't idiots )

What is going on here? There's a camera crew following me around saying they're making a documentary about my dad and I don't know why. He's not even the president here!

Who: Mary Campbell and Alec McDowell
What: Reality TV Show Bachelor Style
When: Monday Evening
Where: Lou's
Rating: low

( Rose Ceremony )

Who: Madison Montgomery & Open
Where: Skipping school and smoking cigarettes
When: Monday afternoon
What: Dealing with the cameras
Status: Open; Incomplete; Could be considered a narrative if no one tags in.
Rating: TBD

( Unlike me of course. I was born for fame. )

As much as I enjoyed fame, I didn't miss being chased by camera crews or practically assulted in the streets by a random guy claiming to be an ex-boyfriend.


Which he wasn't by the way.

Who: Alex and David
What: some reality tv. Or, rather, hunting for ghosts.
Where: All Good Things Soap and Such
When: Mon. after work
Warnings: TBD

( What happens if you throw a bath bomb at a ghost? )

Who: Gally and Ronon Dex
What: Grabbing lunch
When: Monday afternoon
Where: Hinkle's
Warnings: TBA
Status: Closed/On-going

( ~+~+~+~ )

[Darcy]

Hey, I saw the network. I'm coming over to distract you and Steph.

There is a camera crew in my bar, and some annoying loud mouth talking about renovations. I'm just giving fair warning that if they touch one barstool, try to change one drink, I might have to cultivate that reputation my daughter and niece were constantly trying to shove on me.


[White Wyrm Employees]

I need some back up here, if you can get away from things.

I know a bunch of people went missing. Does anyone else wonder if the sudden influx of camera crews may have something to do with it?

The clinic is like being on the set of ER. Or at least what I'd imagine that was like.

Who: Kendal Crane & Open
What: Being terrorized by a camera crew
When: Monday afternoon
Where: Downtown shops
Warnings: Language, maybe violence
Status: Open/Ongoing

( Don't have a cow man )

Who: Alec McDowell and Peter Parker
What: A random run-in during reality tv
When: Monday Afternoon (after school)
Where: Denny's
Rating: low

( Hiding From The Camera )

Who: Mia Queen and OPEN (Multiples Welcome)
What: Mia hits a dude
When: Morning
Where: Outside of Starbucks
Rating: low

( OooOOOooOOo )

Who: Bobby Finstock and Penelope Garcia
What: Reality TV
When: Monday
Where: Restaurant
Rating: low

( wtf is going on? )

( People woke up to Reality TV )