Madison Valley Role Play

I'm sure some of you have noticed by now that Starbucks didn't open this morning.

After the "events" of yesterday, and the fact that we employees were there until 3AM cleaning and fixing the mess that all you morons made, Starbucks is closed until 9AM Monday morning.

That's right, people. We held a meeting with the manager, and we're ALL taking the weekend off. Get your fix somewhere else the next two days.

Also, in the event of any sort of fight or disturbance, management will now OFFICIALLY be looking the other way when Clove stabs the perpetrators. And before you all get your bonnets in a twist about it, MOLLY brought it up. You know, that sweet, quiet, barista that hides in the walk-in to cry whenever a customer yells at her? Yes, she's the one that brought it up.

So, after this weekend, if you don't want to add 'Stabbed by a Starbucks Barista' to your Madison Valley bingo card, BEHAVE.

Huge lines, fist fights, and general mayhem?

Sounds like a typical Black Friday to me.

Some idiot almost ran over me with his stupid car in the Walmart parking lot. He pulled over and started screaming how I got the last box of goldfish crackers after he had called dibs. Dibs! I may be dead, but getting run over would've fucking hurt still.


What the hell is in the water today?!

Who: Crowley and Penny Kirkman
What: Black Friday Madness
When: Black Friday
Where: Target
Warnings: Possible Language
Status: Closed/ongoing

( Let's hear it for the boy! )

Well, now that we're out of a holiday I don't even actually celebrate, it's... on to insanity?

Alright, then.

Has the Dome gone insane?

I know Hinkles makes good burgers, but there's literally a line around the block and I just broke up a fight between two dudes wrestling over the ketchup.

Listen Betty White, I know you knew I wanted that mascara and you took it just to spite me. I'm about to Liam Neeson you if you don't bring it back to me.