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Apr. 23rd, 2024


[info]bastionofsanity

Who: Tess Doerner and Open
What: Making a run to Starbucks
When: Tuesday morning
Where: Starbucks
Warnings: TBA
Status: Open/On-going

~+~+~+~ )

[info]diamonddaphne

I am glad that is all over. I hope that everyone is doing okay and remained safe.

Apr. 22nd, 2024


[info]mel_halliwell

I am so glad that is over. Are all my family and friends doing okay?

Ned

Please say you’re alright and you didn’t die or anything? I worried about you all through that.

[info]stopaimingatme

Who: John Murphy and Open
What: Running errands and being vaguely thinky
When: Backdated to Sunday afternoon
Where: Walmart
Warnings: TBA
Status: Open/On-going

~+~+~+~ )

[info]misterazfell

Annie and her daughter, Eve, seem to have been sent home.

[info]gayasamaypole

BACKDATED TO April 21

Wh......Ho....what happened? And why is my door barricaded?

Apr. 21st, 2024


[info]beworthwhile

I want to say that whole mess is the weirdest thing I've ever worked through, but honestly? I've officially been here long enough that I have to stop and think about it.

I'm not quite sure what all that says.

[info]badatbeinggood

...did I die?

Apr. 18th, 2024


[info]lolfubarbrb

Voice post

[Sounds out of breath]

Stardate 6969.69 Captain's Log

Both Anthony Hopkins and I say the Dome's gonna get a shitty review this week, guys! I have to grow a WHOLE HAND BACK. I was doing the hero thing and this big walking douchecanoe STD mushroom bit my favorite hand off! It's gonna take forFREAKINGever!

It's such a mess...

[Sigh]

Once the room stops spinning I'm gonna need to patch my super suit up again.

[...]

Dammit, I think I left the stove on, it's way too hot. [Shouts in the background] Amanda! Travis! Turn the stove off, kay? [A few muffled meows and something breaking]

[info]geezerupstairs

For anyone who knew him, I had to shoot Hannibal King last night.

Fuck.

[info]oursavinggrace

I don’t know who knows him here since he’s new, I think, but a guy named Zuko died fighting with my best friend.

I’m sorry.

[info]mightbebi

Does... does anyone know who I should call about a.. a body? It's not, um safe right if he had whatever is make people...

Charlie is here and Nick and David... they need to be safe.

I don't know what to do... and Henry is...

What do I do?

Apr. 15th, 2024


[info]diamonddaphne

I haven't touched them or anything but poisonous mushrooms that turn people into zombies? This is really really bad....I think I am going to hunker down at home.

Six
Please stay put. I'll do all the baking that you want and we can watch movies or anything you'd like until this is all over.

[info]recklessandwild

[filtered from the under-16 crowd]

Most days, my job is pretty standard and boring. People order drinks, usually shitty ones, and we serve them up, get bitched at that they're wrong (when they're not) and then we remake them.

Sometimes we throw the drink at them, it happens.

And sometimes, I hear some gems. Like: 'The Rice Test isn't a to-do list, asshole.'

I had to look it up. You can find it here And since it was made in the 1980s, here is an updated version.

Sometimes, I should take the advice of my customers.

[info]mel_halliwell

Well, isn't this all just fiiiine and dandy. I've been trying to do some research to get rid of these things and just coming up with nothing. Anyone have anything to share about them? Like how to get rid of them?

Apr. 14th, 2024


[info]lucascortez

WHO: Lucas Cortez and John Luther
WHAT: Researching
WHEN: Tonight
WHERE: The library
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: Closed/Ongoing/Match-up

~+~+~+~+~+~+~ )

Apr. 13th, 2024


[info]bittenandimmune

No one touch the mushroom looking things.

They're cordyceps. They will infect you and you'll become a mindless zombie-like creature.

I'm the only one I know who can't be infected. From my world, at least. There may be people from other worlds who are, too, but don't risk it.

...this is bullshit.

Joel, Matt, Miles, Ciri, Jaskier

Please check in. Don't make me worry about you.

Apr. 11th, 2024


[info]lastbitofmercy

WHO: Number Nine and OPEN
WHAT: Having Lunch
WHEN: Earlier today
WHERE: Hinkles
WARNINGS: TBD, probably low
STATUS: Open/Ongoing

~+~+~+~+~+~+~ )

Apr. 8th, 2024


[info]fuzzyfury

Thanks to that latest pile of douchery this place dished out, I’ll be picking feathers out of everything for weeks. Goes without sayin’ that them otters runnin’ around now means I get asked all the time to deliver packages and shit. Usually folks leave me alone after I tell them to sit on it and rotate. Lylla would’ve gotten a kick out of it

Also, not like anyone cares, but my ship showed up a couple days ago so I’m gonna bunk there for the foreseeable future. Anyone want the apartment? Keys are in the lock.

[info]littleredmess

I should know better than to ensure my dad is playing nice with someone on the network.

Well...if the someone is female and over the age of majority.

Note to self:
Return to not perusing the network and finish this paper.

What has been seen cannot be unseen

Apr. 7th, 2024


[info]gayasamaypole

I think I took away about 7-8 pillows today in my class. Lucky for me as punishment the kids that got into the pillow fights had to stay and clean up the mess.....

[info]diamonddaphne

I thought that I understood this place mostly until people started fighting with pillows. Why are people fighting with pillows?

[info]mel_halliwell

Pillow fights breaking out all over the halls at school. I thought I was going to get hit several times. Not that I wouldn't have minded, but gee, lots of feathers were flying everywhere.

[info]hide_n_go_suck

In honor of the pillowy apocalypse:

What did the pillow say when the blanket asked it to come hang out?

I'm down.

Apr. 6th, 2024


[info]eddiediazlafd

I've been here all of thirty minutes, and I was already caught in the crossfire of a pillow war. I think they took out that poor guy from City Hall too. All I heard was muffled screaming as he went down after he handed me my stuff.

How the hell did feathers get down the back of my shirt?

[info]radiostatic

[Voice Post]
I've only been here for a little while and I already hate it. Not only do I have to deal with all this (ugh) new technology, I almost got hit in the face with a pillow.

Why are there so many pillow fights happening? More importantly, how do I get back to Hell?

Apr. 5th, 2024


[info]exexorcist

Okay, I apologize to the employees at Hinkles for questioning the source of your meat.

But also, you make fucking delicious milkshakes.

[info]badatbeinggood

Am I honestly expected to go to school?

Public school?

This is ridiculous.

Apr. 3rd, 2024


[info]whoiswasp

I'm bored.

This town is boring.

Bruce Wayne

Take me to dinner.

Make me less bored.

[info]lucascortez

[Paige]

I am trying to be accepting and non-judgemental because she isn't a little girl anymore, but I'm sure you saw the post where Savannah is hosting an orgy?

Apr. 2nd, 2024


[info]adaughteroflove

WHO: Piper McLean and Hannah Lewis
WHAT: Random meeting/Match-up
WHEN: Today
WHERE: Hong Kong Kitchen
WARNINGS: TBD, probably low
STATUS: Closed/Ongoing/Match-up

~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~ )

[info]dna_miriam_vamp

I really could have done without the strange chocolate bunny following me around which seemed to deposit jelly beans from questionable holes, yesterday. I will never understand humans and pranks.

[Chuuya]

Shall we go get a drink tonight? I feel I've been spending far too much time in my lab as of late.

Apr. 1st, 2024


[info]exexorcist

What the ever loving fuck is this?

Clean streets?

Buildings that are fully standing?

I'm no longer in Hell it seems. Angel? Charlie?

Mar. 31st, 2024


[info]werewolfinpink

OMG guys did you know that the April full moon (which happens on April 23, BTW) is called PINK MOON????

How awesome is that? We have to have a party or something on that day.

[info]geezerupstairs

I think signing up for fight night is a necessity this month.

Hannibal King

You. Me. Celebrating Easter with takeout and your bed.

[info]alittlebloody

April Fools' isn't as good as Mischief Night, but I'm going to be really disappointed if nothing happens tomorrow.

[info]needstobreathe

[Brooke]

Heeeey, how goes it, my fashion loving friend?

[info]firstdonoharm

Was at Walmart yesterday grabbing something I'd forgotten and got to witness someone getting upset at the overall lack of Easter candy.

The day before said holiday.

I don't understand people sometimes.

Mar. 30th, 2024


[info]beworthwhile

Man, 911 calls in Madison Valley are even weirder now than they were before the time jump. I get reminded of this at least once every couple days.

Kinda reminds me of working dispatch back home.

Mar. 29th, 2024


[info]argentum

Couple hundred years in the future and here I am, still wondering how some of my potential customers manage to get out of bed in the morning let alone actually attempt to do something like buy a gun.

[info]notmeantforthis

As much as I like it here, much as I actually kind of prefer it here right now, this place is definitely a lot to adjust to.

Mar. 28th, 2024


[info]agnesborgqueen

I'm pregnant and it's the craziest feeling.

[info]dutybound

I'd actually managed to forget what it was like to have half a dozen active cases at once. Charitably? Exhausting, most of the time.

Wouldn't trade it for the world, but even so. It's definitely a caffeine-fueled day.

[info]equallycursed

So, fun discovery -- apparently the future has a whole new bunch of stuff to be allergic to, or so says the fact that both my girls have been red-eyed and sniffly for days.

I should not have been surprised by this fact.

Mar. 27th, 2024


[info]rhysnightcourt

If anyone sees one of these otters, they deliver letters and parcels. We have Fitzroy and Francine, as their nametags proudly proclaim.

They expect tips in the form of money.

And please be patient because while they can understand you, they do need time to type out a response.

Note to self, install a lower doorbell

[info]mel_halliwell

Thanks to everyone who made the movie marathon a success. Would you guys perhaps want another one in May and do a full Star Wars theme marathon for Star Wars day?

Mar. 26th, 2024


[info]tequilacuresall

Is it Friday yet? These last few days have been murder.

[info]secondascended

I will be very glad when Easter is over. The store has been so damn busy.

It's been almost as bad as it was for Valentine's Day.

[info]jaegerpilot

I am so glad that it is starting to warm up. I like winter, but not as much as I like spring.

[info]level_blue

[Ruby and Zu]

So...what do you guys want to do for Easter? Do you want to celebrate at all? We could at least paint some eggs and get some candy, if nothing else.

[Public]

I hadn't seen one of those Cadbury bunny commercials in years. Gotta admit I laughed.

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