Dear McDonalds,
While I understand your car-only drive-thru policy, I still humbly maintain that the cardboard box that I built myself a replica of the 1930 Rolls-Royce Phantom used in the entirely underrated 1967 Disney classic
The Gnome Mobile IS a car. Just because I had my legs out inside of working wheels is not an excuse to deny me. Have you not seen The Flintstones?
If there was Sonics here, they'd serve me. Just saying.
Yours,
Burton T.J. Max Guster