1: Yes, there is now a portal in the Starbucks bathroom. No, we don't get it. No, we're not questioning it. 2: No, the baristas do not have any control of it, do not bitch at us and ask us to move it.
I went to get coffee before work at Starbucks and thought I was tripping on acid when I went to the can and stepped into some portal thing. Almost called into work sick, but with my luck the principal would be there today and catch me playing hooky
Who: Everyone! What: An alien spa portal When: November 17-20 Where: Portal is at the bathroom of Starbuck Rating: low (let me know if I need to change this)