Okay, so I'm a little late! I'm a busy dude. Screw it, I'm posting anyway.
Some people might think England is my dad, but that's weird. He's not. Us nations don't usually have
parents, but I have some 'fathers' in my past, if you catch me! If I was gonna pick one, just one of them to honor on Father's Day, it would definitely be the General.
Y'all know the guy! His Excellency, El Presidente Numero Uno, graces both the one dollar bill
and the quarter,
six-foot-eight, weighs a fu - Ah, you know!
It's been 218 years since we last saw each other, but I still think of you more often than not. If it weren't for you, I'd be... Well, I
wouldn't be.
So thanks.