So the cap on my toothpaste tube is glued down tight and won't budge.
I thought it was the same thing that's going around fucking with people... BUT! I just remembered that I was the one who glued my toothpaste tube cap on so I wouldn't lose it like I did the last toothpaste tube cap.
You cannot simply buy a spare toothpaste tube cap without purchasing the entire toothpaste tube.