I know a lot of this is weird and awkward for you since you didn't experience it before, but one of the kids here is "mine" and asked if he could stay with me. Would that be okay?
Derek, this is Allison. There's a teenager on the network here who says he's your son. I don't know what time you came from, but if you need me to pick him up if you need to take a minute or something, that's fine, just let me know.
Dinner tonight, just you and me? There's something important I need to talk to you about.
Do we have plans for Thanksgiving this year? Is a big meal something that's happening with all of us? I'm just checking in because I got an invite to join Kol's family, and I need to know how many meals I should be planning for here.
Ring, ring
Hey, I just wanted to check in and see if you're okay. Are you being haunted right now?
Sooooo, you and Kol, hm?