That.. was all very uncomfortable.
This is a very nice town you have here and I am glad to be a part of now, as I had been in the other Madison since November of last year.
...I am also aware that I may have slept with a number of you and/or your counterparts, so please accept my apologies. Normally, I am not a prostitute or on any drugs. Tripping? I think that's what you call it.