There is a mystery afoot! Everyone's forgotten
who they are. Why is that? It could be a foul plot. I will get to the bottom of this. For I am a detective. At least - I think I am?
I mean, why else would I wake up in a store aisle holding a magnifying glass in a package. I must have needed a new one after my last case. I bet some scoundrel tried to stop me from finishing my detective work and broke the previous one.