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april, come meet my dork brother before he gets bored and vanishes again to go do nerd things, or has an existential crisis because his boyfriend isn't here yet.

katie kates, you come too. you can tie him down or something so he can't fuck off.

actually everyone come. we'll do a party. bring food and stuff.

Tags: kate bishop / hawkeye (616), tommy shepherd / speed

Aug. 7th, 2015

guesswhat

God damnit.

Tags: barney barton / trickshot (616), clint barton / hawkeye (616), jessica drew / spider-woman, john kennex, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), phil coulson (616)

Jul. 29th, 2015

Tags: america chavez / ms america (trn366), daisy johnson / quake (616), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), loki laufeyson (616)

billy and teddy are gone.

cassie, kate? you still here? eli? may? april?

this sucks.

Tags: eli bradley / patriot (616), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), tommy shepherd / speed

kickingit

So what's this supposed to be, then?

Because I got handed a phone by a dwarf or a munchkin or something and was told some bullshit about this being a fairytale town.

What the shit?

Jul. 22nd, 2015

carryhislegacy

I get done doing the most difficult thing I've ever done in my life and suddenly I'm kidnapped and dropped off in fairytale land.

The universe has a sick sense of humor.

Tags: april parker / mayhem (earth-982), arthur, billy kaplan / demiurge, cassie lang / stature (616), eli bradley / patriot (616), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), tommy shepherd / speed

May. 16th, 2015

ex_wintersol227

So Age of Ultron wasn't that great but the next movie should be great, right? I'm already excited and I'm not even sure I'll be in it. There's some awesome pictures though...

Like this one of Sam looking good in his new costume.

Or this one of Rumlow making me sad all day.

But then there was this one of Steve's new costume and... I don't know. I'm not sure it offers enough protection.

Tags: billy kaplan / demiurge, bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), sam wilson / falcon (mcu), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

Mar. 8th, 2015

Tags: april parker / mayhem (earth-982), billy kaplan / demiurge, canton everett delaware iii, elphaba thropp, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), tommy shepherd / speed

( ((Unfiltered, but cut for mentions of adult and ridiculous dinosaur books)) )

Mar. 2nd, 2015

clearmyledger

Well I know who I'm blaming for this.

Who does everyone else blame?

Tags: bobbi morse / mockingbird (mcu), bruce banner / the hulk (616), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (616), jasper sitwell / agent 22 (616), jessica drew / spider-woman, juno macguff, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), loki laufeyson (616), loki laufeyson (mcu), natasha romanova / black widow (616), nick fury, steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man, wade wilson / deadpool (film)

Feb. 10th, 2015

Tags: archie hopper / jiminy cricket, bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), kitty pryde / shadowcat (film), kurt wagner / nightcrawler, maggie greene, mr. gold / rumplestiltskin, tommy shepherd / speed, tony stark / iron man, vex

okay I need money. will do the following:
1. naked dancing.
2. semi-naked dancing. (will provide costume but will steal costume)
3. naked posing.
4. speed reading (doesn't have to be naked)
5. catch bad guys except the mini loki because people like him for some reason
6. laps
7. eat
8. porn
9. make fun of stuff billy does.
10. run faster than you.

someone give me money.

i don't want to work.

((Edited in later))
11. my own talk show. someone give me a talk show.

Oct. 31st, 2014

younghawk

You know... when we defeated Ultron there was this sense that, maybe, we wouldn't have to worry about our lives 24/7. When I settled in here I figured that was the end of my post apocalyptic misadventures and maybe everyone was right. The bows and arrows belonged at home or the range. I could wander the streets freely. Have a normal life. Go to that child prison you all call a school. Nothing was going to kill me. Well thanks, Storybrooke. When this is over it's going to be 500 times harder to convince me to go to school unarmed.

At least these zombies are easier to kill than robots. AND they're just zombies. Totally could've been worst. Like reanimated corpses of your deceased loved ones so things are extra personal.

Tags: francis barton / hawkeye, jessica drew / spider-woman, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), thalia grace

Sep. 22nd, 2014

Tags: america chavez / ms america (trn366), cassie lang / stature (616), kate bishop / hawkeye (616)

ok thank god. i'm awesome again, and i am never going that slow again. it was terrible and i don't care if some people live like that all the time because it was freaking terrible for ME.

okay, powers back on party right? i need 27 pounds of sugar like now.

Tags: kate bishop / hawkeye (616), tommy shepherd / speed

Sep. 9th, 2014

particlethief

Do we own a step stool? Because this sucks.

Sep. 8th, 2014

embiggening

This is all a dream, right? I mean, I can't be stuck here, my parents are gonna freak! I'm still grounded from sneaking out to a party. How am I supposed to tell them that I got sucked into a fairy tale world? Oh my gosh, can I even contact them?! Oh Allah, what have I done to deserve this?

Tags: grant ward, kamala khan / ms. marvel, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), nick fury

Tags: billy kaplan / demiurge, cassie sandsmark / wonder girl, charles xavier / professor x, helen magnus, jubilation lee / jubilee, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), kitty pryde / shadowcat (film), kurt wagner / nightcrawler, tommy shepherd / speed

wtf is this shit. no. i'm gonna kill whoever's fault this is. do you know how long this is taking to type? i fucking hate everything. whatever jackhole did this, you are garbage and i hope bees live in your pants and fly up your junk.

Tags: america chavez / ms america (trn366), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), tommy shepherd / speed

notthehulk

I can't shift.

So, I'm currently green.

Tags: billy kaplan / demiurge, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), teddy altman / hulkling, thalia grace, tommy shepherd / speed

Sep. 4th, 2014

warriorof

Gravity is not my friend... but I've been told I do have some friends in town or people I would know?

Tags: billy kaplan / demiurge, carl grimes, cassie lang / stature (616), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), noh-varr / marvel boy, tommy shepherd / speed

Aug. 29th, 2014

bardcore

It would seem I've missed out on quite a bit by taking time to acquaint myself with this era before using this device. ~~Including my sister~~

My name is Charles Xavier. Thank you very much for your hospitality.

Aug. 1st, 2014

guesswhat

Ah, magic portals, no. At least this place exists, I guess.

Tags: barney barton / trickshot (616), caroline forbes, clint barton / hawkeye (616), erica reyes, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), logan howlett / wolverine

Jul. 22nd, 2014

Tags: cassie lang / stature (616), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), tommy shepherd / speed, wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (616)

yeah so. not it. if anyone was wondering. i have blown zero things up lately.

but that was the most interesting thing to happen for like a week.

Jul. 21st, 2014

manscaping

STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE ... so there's this portal? And it sucks people out of a thousand different dimensions and plops them into East Who-Gives-A-Damn Maine. And there's nothing to do but ... reconstitute, re-evaluate and re-form your life?

AHAHAHA, SO HILARIOUS.

Oh right. Hi.

I'm Skye.

Tags: arthur, bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), caroline forbes, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), daisy johnson / quake (mcu), grant ward, jemma simmons, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), kurt wagner / nightcrawler, maria hill (mcu), melinda may, nick fury, phil coulson (mcu)

Jul. 7th, 2014

hey, hawkeye kate, there's a second you here. i think i should probably inspect you to make sure you're not a clone or a robot or wearing a scooby doo kind of kate mask.

there's pregnant princesses here. if a princess is pregnant does that mean she's a queen, or do they take away the purity rings or whatever princesses have and make them pregnant peasants or something? there should be a reality show.

this whole town is like seven thousand superhero whack jobs and two villains. some of you are gonna have to go evil for some balance. like half the hawkeyes at least. not ours though.

Tags: archie hopper / jiminy cricket, aurora, erica reyes, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), tommy shepherd / speed

Jul. 6th, 2014

Tags: bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), darcy lewis, grant ward, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), maria hill (mcu), melinda may, nick fury, steve rogers / captain america (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

( Filtered to MCU and 616 and friends - minus Phil )

~~I should have done this a week ago or probably more but I suck at...everything~~

So, Phil's birthday is Tuesday and it's his 50th, so I wanted to do something for that. So, surprise party. Tuesday night. Over at the youth center for space. I talked to Kitty about it and she's fine with letting us use it for the night. I'm going to convince Phil we're going to dinner, just us. Kitty's going to call him with a reason he needs to stop by the center first. He'll say yes because he's Phil.

Everyone should be there around 6:30 to be safe, earlier if you want to help prep. Bring a dish if you want. I'll be getting Phil there about 7. I just really want to do something nice for him.

Oh! And no age jokes.

EDITED TO ADD: Also, if anyone has problems with Grant being there, you can fuck right off and not come. He's going to be there and I am not kicking him out because some people can't get over their issues. He's trying. He's trying damn hard. The least you all can do is do the same and not make a bunch of fucking drama while I'm trying to do something nice for my goddamn husband. Are we clear?

( Barton-Coulson Home for Wayward Spysassins - plus Tony - minus Phil )

I could use your help setting everything up. I'd really appreciate it.

( MCU Steve )

~~I can do this~~ ~~it's for Phil~~ I really hope you come. I know Phil would appreciate it.

Also I was kind of wondering if you'd maybe help with the decorations. I know you're good at art, and since Phil doesn't have his cards any more, I just figured it would be something personal for him.

( Pemberley Hart )

I know we aren't that great yet, but I figured we could get some practice doing some music at this. Plus I kind of wanted to do something for Phil and I'm a sappy asshole so I figured a song could be good. You guys in?

Jun. 27th, 2014

thislooksbad

Open letter to the boy dating my son:

I'm not going to make idle threats about killing you if you hurt him or break his heart. For one thing, I'm pretty sure Frankie can handle that himself. For another, I'm pretty sure threatening teenagers is illegal or something.

I'm just going to point out that I have a lot of arrows that do a lot of different things. And I don't miss. So just take that as some food for thought.

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (616), jessica drew / spider-woman, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), steve rogers / captain america (616), wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (616)

Jun. 25th, 2014

Tags: billy kaplan / demiurge, cassie lang / stature (616), cassie sandsmark / wonder girl, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), tommy shepherd / speed, wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (616)

Hey. So. This blows and I don't know any of you and I lapped the town five times and didn't find a way out. Screw that.

Billy, you really here or were they screwing with me? Kate? Kate, what did Billy do, because crap like this is usually some magic mojo thing.

There is a lot of weird shit in the pawnshop.

Jun. 18th, 2014

Tags: alison hendrix, barney barton / trickshot (616), carol danvers / captain marvel (616), clint barton / hawkeye (616), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), steve rogers / captain america (616)

Lordie, lordie. Look who's 40! Nobody's said anything yet, and since the day's almost over, I thought I would let everybody know so they can get in on the playful teasing.

Our very own Clint Barton just made it to 40 years old. Congratulations on not-dying! Or, you know, dying and then getting resurrected because magic. Either way.

May. 29th, 2014

exceptthedream

As far as portal trips and orientations go, I can't complain. Storybrooke seems like its used to handling a little oddness. To those I don't know yet, I'm Steve Rogers. Regardless of the circumstances, I'm looking forward to making your acquaintance.

Avengers, I was told some of you were here. Check in?

Tags: barney barton / trickshot (616), bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), carol danvers / captain marvel (616), clint barton / hawkeye (616), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), jane foster, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), nick fury, peggy carter, phil coulson (mcu), sharon carter / agent 13, steve rogers / captain america (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu), tony stark / iron man, torunn thorsdottir

May. 23rd, 2014

besomethingelse

When I first got here, I tried to catch up on fairy tales, but that's actually less relevant than they said it was. I should have gone for comic books, but then they told me the ones people are from are mostly not even here. There should be somewhere to go for background research that's actually relevant. Because as it is, I just ask Felicity. Which usually works, but she may be slightly sick of it.

So anyone who wants to tell me about their world?

Tags: felicity smoak, jubilation lee / jubilee, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), lois lane-queen (earth-2), oliver queen / the arrow (arrow), rick grimes

May. 19th, 2014

seasonofthe

I don't care how many times it happens, being sent to another dimension will always be weird.

Avengers assemble?

Tags: billy kaplan / demiurge, carol danvers / captain marvel (616), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (616)

May. 16th, 2014

ex_demiurge357

Well, I'd say this is the wrong door, but I don't think I've even seen America this week.

So...small town in Maine. That's...anticlimactic.

Tags: billy kaplan / demiurge, cassie lang / stature (616), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), loki laufeyson (616)

May. 12th, 2014

thetrickster

I need a drink.

I mean I have a drink. I've had several drinks. Lots and lots of drinks.

The people in this bar are really quite nice. It looked a bit dodgy, but I think I like it here.

But yes. Where was I?

Right. I need another drink. And probably a few more after that.

Because everything's gone to utter shit right now and I just want things to go back to when they made sense and it wasn't all awful.

And I miss my mum.

Tags: darcy lewis, jemma simmons, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), melissa mccall, nick fury, sam wilson / falcon (mcu)

May. 11th, 2014

So. I think everyone just needs to chill for a bit. It's practically summer. Who's up for a beach party/picnic?

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (616), dinah laurel lance / black canary ii, isaac lahey, kate bishop / hawkeye (616)

May. 10th, 2014

particlethief

I got an ant-farm! This is AWESOME. There are NOT enough science books at the library or used bookstore though. I did find a really nice journal for my ant farm and a pen to go with it.

If I'm going to be here I should get a job. I have no skills beyond getting things out of high places and a lifetime spent around heroes. Is there somewhere that needs a slightly underage employee? I can be a lot taller if that helps?

Tags: cassie, cassie lang / stature (616), fred weasley, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), peeta mellark

Apr. 30th, 2014

Tags: america chavez / ms america (trn366), cassie lang / stature (616), dwight hendrickson, kate bishop / hawkeye (616)

So, anyone here want to help me with my fencing? I'm badly out of practice, and I'm thinking knowing more than one weapon might come in handy.

[ Clint Barton (616) ]

SHIELD was always shady as fuck for us, but this is just new levels of insane. Our reality is clearly the superior one. Our enemies keep themselves separate and color-coded. Green for Hydra. Yellow for AIM.

Tags: arthur pendragon, isaac lahey, kate bishop / hawkeye (616)

Mar. 7th, 2014

particlethief

Well this is certainly a very pretty bit of nowhere.

Hi? I'm Cassie. Cassie Lang. It's nice to meet you all. Or see you all...I'm really not sure what's going on for sure. But anyway, HI!

Mar. 6th, 2014

Tags: america chavez / ms america (trn366), carol danvers / captain marvel (616), clint barton / hawkeye (616), jessica drew / spider-woman, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), natasha romanova / black widow (616)

Phil's gone.

~~I can't~~ It's so fucking stupid. The last thing we did was have a stupid fight and now he's gone. ~~I shouldn't have stayed away~~ ~~I wasted~~

I guess it makes sense. I was waiting for the other shoe to drop, and there it is. ~~People like me don't get to be happy.~~

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), darcy lewis, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), maria hill (mcu), nick fury, tony stark / iron man

Feb. 27th, 2014

thislooksbad

So...that was a thing. And this is a thing. A real thing. Good to know.

I'm not making sense.

Futzing hell.

I think I need a doctor. I'm sort of bleeding...everywhere. ~~And I can't~~

Barn? ~~Please please tell me you're here~~ Jess?

Jan. 31st, 2014

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), daisy johnson / quake (mcu), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), logan howlett / wolverine, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), natasha romanova / black widow (616), phil coulson (mcu)

We should do something fun. Who feels up to a movie night? I'm sure we can find a few things to watch, what with this place being flooded with media that doesn't necessarily belong here.

Which reminds me, I'm pretty sure I saw Dog Cops yesterday when I was flipping through channels.

Tags: kate bishop / hawkeye (616), logan howlett / wolverine, serena killingsworth

Jan. 27th, 2014

ledgered

I have decided I blame Clint for what just happened. Just seems like the thing to do.

Pepper, you're welcome to stay with me and Alex for as long as you like.

(Clint/Natasha)
There is another me.

Jan. 25th, 2014

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), daisy johnson / quake (mcu), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), logan howlett / wolverine, loki laufeyson (mcu), maria hill (mcu), nick fury, phil coulson (mcu)

I'm just going to offer a blanket apology to everything and everyone.

Jan. 20th, 2014

thislooksbad

So, to recap.

My older brother is a kid.

My girlfriend is a teenager.

And my son is an adult.

I think I'm getting a headache.

( Loki - MCU )

Please refrain from having sexual relations with my son. Yes, I know he's age appropriate now and inherited my good looks, but in a week or so he'll probably be back to being jailbait and everything will be incredibly awkward. So just do yourself a favor and don't sleep with him.

Tags: carol danvers / captain marvel (616), clint barton / hawkeye (616), francis barton / hawkeye, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), lexi branson, logan howlett / wolverine

Jan. 16th, 2014

Tags: america chavez / ms america (trn366), cassie sandsmark / wonder girl, isaac lahey, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), stephanie brown / batgirl

What the fucking fuck?

Tags: chloe frazer, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), kate bishop / hawkeye (616), nick fury, phil coulson (mcu)

Dec. 20th, 2013

spoiledbat

I found my dress for the ball, thanks to Kate. Seriously, she is a shopping goddess.

We sort of got waylaid by some mistletoe - A+ kissing, Kate - but we did find something eventually.

( cut for image )

I'm pretty happy with it. It's got just enough purple, without being like...a punch to the face.

Dec. 15th, 2013

spoiledbat

Ugh. All this talk about the ball just reminds me that if I go, I'm going alone.

So, I'm just going to take a chance here. Anyone want to go? I'm probably setting myself up for potential public embarrassment here, but I figure screw it. Fortune favors the bold, or whatever.

Note, I'm not necessarily going with the first person that comments, since that could end in tears and bloodshed. Just opening the forum for discussion.

If it helps: I'm Steph. I'm nineteen. I bake a lot. I'm kind of a ninja. I love breakfast food, terrible movies, motorcycles and the color purple. I'm majoring in psychology, I waitress at Granny's and I'm a vigilante in my free time. Also, I have little to no brain to mouth filter.

Also, Katie. Dress shopping? I figure it'll go great because we both love purple to possibly unhealthy degrees.

Edit: Officially also looking for dates for friends.

Cassie Sandsmark: Blonde bombshell demigoddess. Daughter of Zeus. Super fun and awesome. Very friendly. Likes animals. Nicest person ever.

Lydia Martin: Foxy ginger genius. Likes shopping and being incredible at everything. Does not put up with bullshit. Probably smarter than you. Deal with it.

Respond to them below. You know you want to.

Tags: cassie sandsmark / wonder girl, isaac lahey, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), lexi branson, loki laufeyson (616), lydia martin, stephanie brown / batgirl, vex

Dec. 12th, 2013

staturity

~~I was about to die. I know I was.~~

Kate? Billy? They said you were here. ~~Did I die? I have to know.~~

Tags: billy kaplan / demiurge, cassie lang / stature (616), kate bishop / hawkeye (616)

Dec. 10th, 2013

kickingdoors

I need warm clothes because I'm freezing my ass off, so I had to get a job. I get up every day and I go to school and then I go to work. It's like being normal.

I'd probably be thrilled if I spent all that much time wanting to be normal.

I'm tired of take out, so I'm cooking. Kate, this could either end really well or terribly. Either way there should be fire extinguishers, I have a lot of hot sauce.

Tags: america chavez / ms america (trn366), kate bishop / hawkeye (616)

Dec. 4th, 2013