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Apparently my word isn't good enough for my best friend.

Any single guys out there up to experimenting with me until my so called best friend decides I might actually mean it when I say that I think I'm into him?

No, I'm not joking. No haha's here.

So this homework seriously sucks.

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On a more interesting subject, I want to throw a Halloween party.

Anyone know somewhere we can hold it? All the apartments in the towers are too small.

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Also we need to find a way to get alcohol for the party. I have my dad's credit card and I've got money from when I got here so I can pay. Will my fake ID even work here what with all the crazy magic? Not to mention this place is such a small town. Smaller than even Beacon Hills was, I think.

School is so boring here and there's no lacrosse. What school doesn't have a lacrosse team?

Freaks.

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Want to hang out tonight? I have no homework and even if I did, it's Friday. Want to grab some food to bring back to my place? My roommate's not in. We can watch something.

Seriously, James?

Like you actually think I'm going to believe this bullshit?

Is this some kind of weird test or are you turning out to be some kind of freaky pedo werewolf? And I thought Hale was bad.

Just so you know, my dad will find me and we have an army of lawyers on retainer. Oh, and my dad's an attorney as well.

So just come out already and tell me how you did it. Gotta say, I'm a little impressed. But mostly pissed off.