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Dear world cup fans who frequently visit the Tavern

I love watching sports as much as the next person, and thanks to all of you, I've actually been making decent wages from tips for once.

However, I'd like to make a few things clear

Any and all fights that break out only make more work for me and the other servers by having us clean up broken glasses and tossed food. I don't care if you made a bet on a loosing team or the other team is made up of 'tools'-if you need to throw a few punches, then do it outside.

Next time a fight breaks out on my watch, I'll be forced to demonstrate how to make and detonate homemade teargas.

Hey. So I was wondering if anyone wanted to join me in taking a few horses out? They just need a gentle hacking, do you don't need to be an expert rider or anything. I just can't get them all out on my own.

I have no idea what's going on here, but it's beyond unacceptable and I demand to see whoever is in charge immediately. I cannot afford to be dragged to some ridiculous facsimile of a Disney movie. I have a family and a life and things that need to be done.

[Locked to Sarah, Felix, & Cosima]
The grumpy, absurdly bearded man who gave me the phone said you were here. What is going on? Something has to be done!

I never thought I would say this, but I miss Fili. I had never had much experience with Dwarves in the past, but I became partial to a certain few.


( Sonya Blade )

Have you been able to get any sleep recently?

Would you like to come over for some tea?

Why did Floki have to leave. This must be a test, Odin must have greater things planned for me.

( Sonya Blade )

Are you doing decently? You can come over whenever you would like, day or night.



( Athelstan / Jason Todd )

There is this show I wish to watch. Game of Thrones. Will you come over and watch it with me?

I must get job?

I am very good with kids.

It has been nearly a year since the portals first opened on Storybrooke.  Some days it seems much longer than that.  I know that it hasn't exactly been [...] ideal for anyone, but I think we've done alright, all things considered.

There's too many buildings here.

...are all places like this now?

My mom and I were never on close terms, not even growing up.

Still, with the invasion going on back home, I don't even know if she or dad is still alive.

I miss Claire.

Anyone up for getting a few drinks?

I...

I have a job.

A legitimate job selling something called ice cream. Something sweet and frozen and comes in a variety of flavors.

I think chocolate peanut butter is my favorite.

Two months. Two months of nothing too crazy happening. No attacks, no secret societies, no abductions, no breakdowns, et cetera. Two glorious months. Excuse me while I slowly stop waiting for the other shoe to drop.

It is unfortunate that Bjorn is not here.

Perhaps not unfortunate...

But I do wish he were here.

( Jason Todd )

Athelstan...

I made a meal that was somewhat edible.

This calls for a celebration.

Guess who's just rejoined the ranks of the employed?!?

Anyone want to come help me celebrate? I'm thinking food, then maybe hiking or zip lining or whatever.

One night of insomnia and I've come up with a strange theory-

Infomercials are just a legalized variation of brainwashing.

Think about it, they take place anywhere from 2 am to 4 am, so whoever's watching them is already sleep deprived and susceptible to power of suggest. Add in what is essentially commercial of people praising an object over and over again and it's all really simple-fifteen minutes later who wouldn't want to by an over-hyped towel.

Okay. So how many holidays are there and wasn't a smaller one just celebrated not too long ago?

Parker is my new favorite person.

She set up two zip lines and I think we should get a group of people together and go zip lining.