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Apr. 24th, 2014


[info]birdorthecage

I guess no one has a need for a girl who can break ciphers and lock picks here.

Apr. 18th, 2014


[info]freddlesweasley

[Filtered away from Mayor Mills]

Word of warning -- do not prank the Mayor. She does not appreciate it.

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Apr. 11th, 2014


[info]thethief

I just saw a porn title called Buttcheeks Aquiver.

What's the best porn title you've ever seen?

Apr. 4th, 2014


[info]thethief

Two zip lines are now open. One's in the woods, going down hill of course. The other is going from building to building, if you're feeling more adventurous. There's no net or anything. Just a lot of trust.

Now I need something new to do.

Mar. 24th, 2014

[info]ohimintrouble

My mom is going to kill me

So, let's make sure I have this straight.
  1. I went through a portal.
  2. This is all because of "magic" magic.
  3. There's no way to go home.
  4. Or if there is, nobody's figured it out.
  5. Also, some of us are apparently fictional in some other realities?
  6. My boyfriend is probably here because he can't avoid trouble and needs to speak up right now if that's the case. Peter Parker, where are you?
Is that about right?

Mar. 18th, 2014


[info]notdaunted

I would really love it if there was a place to go zip-lining. It's one of the things I definitely miss about being back home with the Dauntless.

[info]getlaheyed

((Unfiltered, but cut for oversharing mentions of past abuse)) )

Mar. 15th, 2014


[info]girlwednesday

So, it's official. I am a business owner.

Smoak Securities is properly set up. Papers signed, office leased. Not bad for a sidekick. It's going to be weird being the boss but I really don't need many employees. I work pretty well alone.

What we do is install high tech security systems and maintain them. I'd give you references but they are back home. So I will say that I've been keeping the fact that my boss, Oliver Queen, is the Starling City Vigilante a secret for over a year.

Now, I want pie.

Mar. 7th, 2014


[info]thethief

If anyone's missing anything, I probably have it. I stole it. Your security is really awful.

Mar. 2nd, 2014


[info]thethief

I want to hear everyone's deep dark confessions.

Someone tell me what they really think of someone else. Is there face weirdly shaped? Do they smell? Do you have a super duper crush on someone you've never told them about?

Tell me!

Feb. 10th, 2014


[info]thethief

Holidays aren't really my thing, but you know what? Valentine's Day has chocolate. So it's fine by me.

Though come to think of it, every holiday has a lot of chocolate. Huh.

Jan. 27th, 2014


[info]vexingsituation

Carpe Noctem will be opening on Friday, January 31. There will be drink specials and no cover since it's the first night of it being open. So. Everyone should come by. As long as you're 21 or older.

[Filtered to Kenzi, Kiera Cameron, Lexi Branson, Parker, John Matthew, Hale Santiago and anyone else Vex may have hired.]

Everyone good with working on Friday?

Jan. 21st, 2014


[info]allhaletheash

Looks like I'll be able to add a new job title to my resume if when I get back home: Manager. It can't be all that different from being the Ash. I hope

[Filtered to Kenzi, Kiera Cameron, Lexi Branson, Parker, John Matthew]
Vex asked me to get started on the paperwork for everybody who's going to be working at Carpe Noctem. One less thing to worry about while he's getting ready to open the place. So come by and pick it up, fill it out here I don't really care so long as it gets done, I can drop it off. Whatever works best for you. Just let me know.

[Filtered to Kenzi]
I miss you Have dinner with me. I want to talk about something celebrate getting a job.

Jan. 18th, 2014


[info]vexingsituation

I have come to the conclusion that Storybrooke needs a club. For adults. The Hanged Man and Rabbit Hole are great, but both lack a sort of... club atmosphere.

And because I have come to this conclusion, I have decided to do something about it.

Carpe Noctem will be open soon, but I do need employees.

Anyone interested?

Jan. 17th, 2014


[info]mischiefgod

My brother has taken his leave, for those who know him.

If he reappears as his younger self, no one tell him he can't have dessert first. He'll just tell you he's Odinson and can have whatever he wants.

What to do with myself now, without a constant watchdog? I'll need a hobby.

[Filtered to Nick Fury, edited in later]
Your baby bird will likely be here later, if you'd like to bring him back to the nest before he throws himself at the whole of the building.

Jan. 14th, 2014


[info]thethief

This place does not have enough awesome things to steal.

Everyone's turning into little kids. So that's creepy. I hope that doesn't happen to me. I wasn't exactly well adjusted. Still not, but I've grown up. Some.

[info]ledgered

Someone needs to get me drunk.

Before I violate my promise to be a good girl and not go after people who hurt my best friend

Dec. 25th, 2013


[info]thethief

Glitter Words
[Glitterfy.com - *Glitter Words*]

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Dec. 24th, 2013


[info]thethief

I think I accidentally covered Rudolph in too many ornaments and wrapping paper and bows. Except he looks really cute.

Oh right. I need a date to this ball thing. I promise more fun than most of these other people.

If all of this stuff has come to life, does that mean Santa is actually going to show up?
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Dec. 14th, 2013


[info]littlewitch

I just arrested the Grinch. He was trying to steal the Christmas decorations from Town Hall.

And no, not someone dressed up as the Grinch. The real deal.

Dec. 13th, 2013


[info]shotfirst

Never been to Comic Con before.

The name's Raylan.

[info]tobeunmade

All right guys. Holiday special at the range. Half off archery lessons if you sign up before the new year.

Word of warning, I don't have much interest in wasting my time watching people fuck around. If you actually want to learn to use a bow, or work on your skills, great. If you don't want to make an effort, you should probably find another way to occupy your time.

Hey, Phil. I was thinking. You want to take Lo for one last spin before we put her away for the winter? With the snow we're having right now, it would probably be good to keep her somewhere safe, so she doesn't get damaged. But I think we could get one last good ride out of her, provided she keeps her top on.

Dec. 6th, 2013


[info]spoiledbat

I love the holidays. I know it's not really Christmas yet, but I'm getting into the Christmas spirit.

And apparently baking way too much.

Does anyone want cookies? Or cupcakes? Or brownies? Because I sort of...overbaked. A lot.

Nov. 30th, 2013


[info]ifixstuff

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHO WOULD?

THAT.

WHAT EVEN? IDEK.



WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?

WHO PUT THIS GINORMOUS STUFFED ANIMAL IN MY APARTMENT. THIS IS NOT A QUESTION.

WHEN I ASKED FOR A GIGANTIC ANIMAL FOR A FRIEND IT WAS NOT FOR ME AND THE ANIMAL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING FLUFFY. AND CUTE. NOT... WHATEVER THIS IS! JESUS FUCKING HELL.

GYAAAAAAAAH.

WHO DID IT. FESS UP.

Nov. 23rd, 2013


[info]thethief

Well. This is awful. People actually live in a place like this?