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You know, when we said "new adventure" and "vacation" this wasn't" quite what I had in mind.

Hunter, you better be here.

So, I decided to buy the bar.

It's gone from owner to owner. The old girl deserves someone as stuck as she is.

Do you ever wonder what you're doing back home? Like at this exact second there?

Bobbi is missing. I'm trying to not think about what she's going through. It's not really working.

I either need a drink or to punch someone.

Well, that's done. It really does take more effort than I care for to exert my will here

Lux will be opening this coming weekend. It took a bit of time to manipulate the matter of this reality to make it just right, but I have to say I'm pleased with how it turned out. Still, it took longer than I would have liked.

It should prove an improvement on that hideously dark bar it was before. Whoever used to own it had excessively poor taste.

Oh, yes. I suppose I really ought to introduce myself properly, having been here now for some weeks. Lucifer Morningstar. I would say it is a pleasure, but I try not to make a habit of lying.

I don't think I can explain how glad I am that this place is real.

Everyone still here? Bobbi, please still be here.

I need alcohol.

A lot.

This place has a fucked up sense of humor.

FILTERED TO BOBBI
Agent 33 is here. Watch your back, Bob

I'm trying not to worry about the fact that my job has been in a bar with no owner for a while now. We've been doing the best we can with what we got but I'm beginning to wonder if I should be looking for something else.

I need to stop drinking, I think. I just tried to stop a fight and got punched in the face.

To top off a spectacularly lovely week, my boss has gone missing.

Hate to be the stater of the obvious but I don't know anything about running a club.

[Filtered to Law Enforcement]
Until someone takes control again, I do have a lot of space. Anyone interested in some high stakes poker?

When someone tells you not to watch the shit show about your life, listen to them.
I am going to get very very very drunk.

Well, as much as I love getting by on my charm and good looks, I should probably get myself a job.

Anyone looking to hire a mercenary? failing that, I could tend bar.

So, fairytales.

I can work with that. It's better than being dead. Always imagined when I finally got my ticket punched I'd be met by Izzy who'd punch me in the face. Not looking forward to an afterlife lecture of all my screwups since the accident. Glad I could push that back.

Anyway, where can a bloke get a beer?