Since I'm pretty sure I'm about to go morecrazy without a story to write, I'd like to conduct some interviews on those of you who've recently found yourself forced to change which restroom you have to use in public. Don't worry, where I'm from this is the kind of twisted thing people do to play pranks on their friends, or take interesting vacations into the seedier nether realms that they'd be too afraid to visit in their own skin. No judgements, no reservations, just the facts.