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Apparently there's to be a third season of a show called Vikings with someone who looks very much like me.

What's a season and why?

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Nov. 22nd, 2014

girlwednesday

So, last year I was pretty neglectful about the holidays. I had just gotten here and had recently been kidnapped by a mad man so I'd like to think my grandmother would forgive me for not properly celebrating Hanukkah.

That being said I'm going to try very hard to cook a traditional dinner and celebrate it the way I would at home. Would anyone like to join me?

Tags: clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), daisy johnson / quake (mcu), felicity smoak, ragnar lothbrok

Nov. 18th, 2014

ledgered

I need several drinks. Where's the best place?

PRIVATE TO LOKI
You go near him again and all the fondness I have for Thor won't stop me from killing you.

Tags: loki laufeyson (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), ragnar lothbrok

Oct. 21st, 2014

I like this show Gotham.

I also like spaghetti.

Some have spaghetti with me?

( Jason Todd )

Come have a drink with me?

Oct. 1st, 2014

astrifer

I thought I just wasn't going to get hit by whatever this round of weird is that's hit Storybrooke. Nothing was making itself super obvious.

And then I picked up Mjolnir without thinking about it.

Thor, how come your hair never gets this frizzy? Is it an Asgardian thing?

Tags: jane foster, ragnar lothbrok, thor odinson

Sep. 25th, 2014

kingdom_lian

Still don't know what I want to major in for college. But it's nice to be going anyway.

Anyone want chili? I made the family recipe.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (616), lian harper / red hood (kingdom come), ragnar lothbrok

Sep. 19th, 2014

I truly enjoy this Granny's here. Especially the pie.

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Sep. 18th, 2014

slightofhand

Not that I'm inclined, but if someone were prone to mutiny this would be an excellent time to take over the town and create a monarchy, given the lack of magic and related nonsense.

I imagine there's a few ladies in town who would make excellent queens and haven't had a go yet.

Tags: emma swan, killian jones / captain hook, melinda may, narcissa black, neal cassidy / baelfire, ragnar lothbrok, sharon carter / agent 13

Sep. 17th, 2014

labrat

Guys? GUYS! Just so you know... as of today, I'm officially a superhero.

Suck on that, patriarchy.

Tags: gwen stacy (tasm), kamala khan / ms. marvel, maggie greene, oliver queen / the arrow (arrow), ragnar lothbrok

Aug. 26th, 2014

itiswhatwedo

Anyone else here got survival skills? Been thinking of setting up somethin' to give people in this ~~messed up~~ town some skills. Just in case this place decides to go to hell ~~like home did~~.

This place got a shootin' range of some kind? Need somethin' bigger than beer cans to practice with.

Tags: daryl dixon, kurt wagner / nightcrawler, logan howlett / wolverine, lois lane-queen (earth-2), maggie greene, ragnar lothbrok, sarah manning, thalia grace, ygritte

Aug. 17th, 2014

What is a PS4 and how do I get one?

Tags: loki laufeyson (mcu), ragnar lothbrok, the warden

Aug. 13th, 2014

immunetothebite

Well it looks like I won't be the first woman to win a Fields Medal, but I plan on being the second. I'm extremely proud of her though. That's such an honor. I'd give anything to be able to study under her. Maybe one day.

Tags: lydia martin, ragnar lothbrok

Aug. 3rd, 2014

halamshivanas

I must say, this place is fascinating. I had not known such magic was possible. And this box, that allows for communication, it is truly remarkable.

I am Neria Surana, of the Grey Wardens. It is, I suppose, a pleasure to be here.

Tags: ragnar lothbrok, steve rogers / captain america (mcu), the warden, tommy shepherd / speed

Aug. 1st, 2014

Fine, I give in, I'll take the damned GED test. I'll get my whatever it is you get with a GED. It'll be easier to find a job that way, right?

Tags: cosima niehaus, erica reyes, jason todd / red hood, ragnar lothbrok, tommy shepherd / speed

Jul. 23rd, 2014

Nutcases that natter on about nonsense and blow people up for fun...now it's starting to feel like home.

Tags: arthur, isaac lahey, jason todd / red hood, lisbeth salander, narcissa black, ragnar lothbrok

Jul. 21st, 2014

I need a drink.

Or what is this ziplining thing I have heard of?

Tags: ragnar lothbrok, sam merlotte, tris prior

Jul. 7th, 2014

paintandleather

What. The. Actual. Hell.

Tags: alison hendrix, bruce banner / the hulk (616), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), cosima niehaus, felix dawkins, helena, jack sparrow, kurt wagner / nightcrawler, ragnar lothbrok

asgardianlegend

Greetings, I am Thor, of Asgard, Son of Odin.

Though such a means was not how I had intended to return, I suppose the good fortune means I should be without complaint. Instead I find myself quite thankful that I have landed among such a considerate group of people, people who have informed me that this device will connect me to many of the others of you who have ended here the same as I?

Perhaps then there might be one of you here who could point me in the direction of your delicacy known as pancakes? I find them to be the best choice, when one is forced to deal with a sudden and unexpected arrival in any realm. Your assistance would be most appreciated.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), darcy lewis, erica reyes, jack sparrow, jane foster, loki laufeyson (616), loki laufeyson (mcu), maria hill (mcu), phil coulson (mcu), ragnar lothbrok, steve rogers / captain america (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu), thor odinson, tony stark / iron man

Jul. 3rd, 2014

I have only been gone for a day and it feels like longer.

Are you still here Athelstan?

Jun. 28th, 2014

jimtkirk

So now that I'm no longer frowning over disappeared crew members and pretty blonde scientists this is a warning that I'm probably going to start hitting on everything that moves again. And is of legal age. I mean, luckily, I'm spending my time between a couple of bars because... gorgeous pirates.

Tags: clara oswald, jack sparrow, jim kirk, killian jones / captain hook, ragnar lothbrok, vex

Jun. 27th, 2014

What is this Netflix and why are there all these movies about people killing each other?

What I mean is why do there have to be scary movies about killing people.

Don't mind me I was given rum by someone claiming to be a pirate.

Jun. 23rd, 2014

Sonya? Sonya Blade?

Are you here?

Tags: charlie weasley, ragnar lothbrok

Jun. 12th, 2014

Roy it's cleaning day. If you come home you're wielding a mop. Or window wiper. Or sorting the communal laundry. And I don't care, your gizmos and gadgets are getting put on your bed. They don't go on the kitchen table or my counter.

I miss Alfred.

Barnes, Ragnar, Ward, Roy, any of you up for sparring after this shit hole gets fixed? Or someone new, I wouldn't mind.

Tags: bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), cora hale, jason todd / red hood, ragnar lothbrok

Jun. 10th, 2014

getlaheyed

Everyone is always bored or missing people on this thing. Including me. So screw it.

Top five people in town you'd sleep with. Everyone tell me theirs. (I don't care if they're married/dating/into the wrong gender/from a world where they're actually a rabbit. It doesn't have to make sense.)

No picking people who aren't here anymore, because then it's not as funny.

Jun. 1st, 2014

Why did Floki have to leave. This must be a test, Odin must have greater things planned for me.

( Sonya Blade )

Are you doing decently? You can come over whenever you would like, day or night.

( Athelstan / Jason Todd )

There is this show I wish to watch. Game of Thrones. Will you come over and watch it with me?

Tags: jason todd / red hood, loki laufeyson (mcu), ragnar lothbrok, sonya blade

May. 7th, 2014

I'm in the mood for making pie. Any requests?

Tags: bilbo baggins, julia shumway, ragnar lothbrok, teddy lupin, tony stark / iron man

May. 5th, 2014

I...

I have a job.

A legitimate job selling something called ice cream. Something sweet and frozen and comes in a variety of flavors.

I think chocolate peanut butter is my favorite.

Tags: arthur pendragon, guinevere, ragnar lothbrok, sonya blade

May. 3rd, 2014

averagejones

On first impression this place seems completely insane and I'm fairly sure I don't have to describe all the reasons why. But I've just read backwards about two weeks on the network, and if I sort of look past everything else, it's actually very, very normal. It's a bit comforting, really, like the biggest changes to get used to will be not living in a city and having to meet new people instead of... well. (I'm about 95% certain I will change my mind as soon as I'm actually confronted, in person, with my eyes, by magic or superheroes or something, instead of just reading about them. Also I'm trying to mentally revise my categorisation of various books and things to "documentary" and I think it's a bit of a work in progress.)

At least I might almost have a job, fingers crossed, will find out soon. Incidentally a lot of people are talking about getting pets for a place where you can randomly disappear without warning. Which is probably another thing to try to get my head around. Seems like I can either plan for the long term just in case or just... exist, and I'm not sure how to weigh up the pros and cons for either.

Tags: ianto jones, isaac lahey, jack sparrow, james potter, ragnar lothbrok, remus lupin, rick grimes

Apr. 25th, 2014

It is unfortunate that Bjorn is not here.

Perhaps not unfortunate...

But I do wish he were here.

( Jason Todd )

Athelstan...

I made a meal that was somewhat edible.

This calls for a celebration.

Tags: floki, ragnar lothbrok, sonya blade

felicitateme

I can't say I care about this Hydra thing that seems to be throwing everyone into fits.

It does sound like you're all getting worked up over a great deal of nothing.

But it's no matter. I'll carry on with my drink and shepherding an elf who's moved from brooding to angsting.

Tags: fenris, glenn rhee, isabela, ragnar lothbrok

Apr. 19th, 2014

misplacedprince

The Sheriff's Office will be hosting an Easter Egg Hunt tomorrow morning in the park. All children are welcome to attend.

[Filter: Emma]
You don't have to come if you don't want to. In an official capacity, I mean- I'll represent the office. I don't mind. You should just come with Henry and have fun.
[/]

[Filter: Snow]
Next year, we'll be there with our new son or daughter!
[/]

Tags: david nolan / prince charming, mary margaret blanchard / snow white, ragnar lothbrok, thomas hickey

Apr. 18th, 2014

sonya_blade

One night of insomnia and I've come up with a strange theory-

Infomercials are just a legalized variation of brainwashing.

Think about it, they take place anywhere from 2 am to 4 am, so whoever's watching them is already sleep deprived and susceptible to power of suggest. Add in what is essentially commercial of people praising an object over and over again and it's all really simple-fifteen minutes later who wouldn't want to by an over-hyped towel.

Tags: mary margaret blanchard / snow white, melissa mccall, ragnar lothbrok, sonya blade

Apr. 8th, 2014

getstheircoffee

Well that game backfired and just made me depressed.

Who wants to go out and get drunk? No one who's going to be sappy or in a relationship. Cause fuck that.

Tags: darcy lewis, grant ward, jack sparrow, narcissa black, phil coulson (mcu), ragnar lothbrok, vex

Mar. 22nd, 2014

( Filtered to Athelstan, AKA Jason Todd )

Athelstan.

Jason.

Can you teach me how to cook without a fire tonight?

Mar. 21st, 2014

eccentriczealot

Voice post.

[Unfortunately, he's got a finger pressing down on the up volume button.]

Hello? ... is ANYONE THERE?

Tags: floki, jason todd / red hood, ragnar lothbrok, rick grimes

Mar. 18th, 2014

ifixstuff

Seeking: One Pepper Potts.

For: Amazing sex with your Tony (and Bruce) that will most likely result in a broken bed tonight.

Possible sexual favors for information regarding the redhead's current whereabouts.

Yes, I'm publicly calling my girlfriend out for a booty-call. ~~wait. Just called her girlfriend without prompting. Shit.~~ Got a problem with that? Complaints, please form a line to the left.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), felicity smoak, phil coulson (mcu), ragnar lothbrok, tony stark / iron man

Seriously. Who does a man have to punch to get away from magical cities?

I'm done with this crap. I just want to punch things not go on another magic tour. And tiny towns? Dammit I already died... Why am I still suffering?

Tags: barbara gordon / oracle (new earth), danny mahealani, jason todd / red hood, ragnar lothbrok, roy harper / arsenal, tim drake / red robin

( Voice Post)

[OOC: First sentence is in Norse, then the rest are in English :D]

Floki? What have you done?

...Storybrooke? I did not sail to a Storybrooke.

Further west than England? How is that possible?

Hopefully Odin has smiled upon us. Where is everyone else?